Champions League semi!!!!!

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Surely we have to beat these fuckers? Don't know how they play these days.

Alberto Moreno

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And do I get a few drinks in for the game?

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I've got some booze in.

[Damie Karras]

You wouldn't enjoy it otherwise

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It's getting that way these days.

[VAN HALEN]

Ooh I Iike that lineup.

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Seems to like Konate in Europe.

[VAN HALEN]

I like Hendo being in there too.

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Yeah. Not starting too much of late. Hard to say what our strongest line up is these days. Incredible.

Jota looking like forth choice striker, but he was the second top scorer in the league about three weeks ago. Still third. Sure we'll see him tonight.

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And Diaz is the tits.

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Sounding fucking good in the ground.

[Lap]

Alan Partridge managing

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They've lined up well. Going to be tough to break them down.

[VAN HALEN]

Just scooted home from the pub. What’s cracking?

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Total fluke, but fuck yeah Hendo!!!!

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Just scooted home from the pub. What’s cracking?

Fuck off

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Yes Mane!!!!

[Damie Karras]

Looking bit better now

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They're fucked now though.

I totally understand the tactic of coming to frustrate us, but now they're 2-0 down, they're just being outplayed and don't have a plan B.

[VAN HALEN]

Just scooted home from the pub. What’s cracking?

Fuck off

Shan’t