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Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:22 am

A friend of mine is a professional brewer and is teaching me how to make it. Gonna start with a kit he recommended. Reckon it'll be about 40 pints worth every brew. Could possibly get a second kit and stagger it so every fortnight I get 40 pints worth of beer that will be my own creation to my own tastes. Can't bloody wait tbf :druggie:

This is the one.


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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Oh Dear » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:27 am

I tried this once and ended up tipping it all down the bath.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:30 am

It'll taste like shite. They always do.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:32 am

I always had in my mind that homebrew kits are shite but my mate was just round and explained that the equipment is fine, it's the ingredients that make or break it and he knows his stuff with all that so hopefully it should turn out ok.

Might end up being a real money saver once I've got my technique down.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:43 am

I’ve tried it twice and it was shite both times, may have been because it was IPA and tasted awful

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:17 am

Kit turned up today, first brew sesh tomorrow evening. Can't wait tbf :icon_surprised:

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:47 pm

Currently got 23 litres of session IPA fermenting away :icon_surprised:

A week or so and I'll bottle it up, let them sit for 2 or 3 weeks then they'll be good to go :fridaynighttavern:

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Oh Dear » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:15 pm

Bill Kilgore wrote:Currently got 23 litres of session IPA fermenting away :icon_surprised:

A week or so and I'll bottle it up, let them sit for 2 or 3 weeks then they'll be tipped down the fucking sink

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:37 pm

We shall see young David, we shall see.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:07 pm

Smelling and tasting lovely so far :icon_surprised:

It's not ready but it's almost done with the first fermentation so you can taste it and get an idea what it will be like.

I actually think this is the first step on an awesome new hobby tbh

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:32 am

Okay so the ones I made are bloody lovely. Just brewed up some more.

I'm not trying to take credit, they're just from kits and I just put them together but wow, such good value for money, genuine nice beers from decent kits.

Get on it bois

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Oh Dear » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:48 am

You tipped it down the bath didn't you?

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:47 am

I tipped it down my neck you dog fucker.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Oh Dear » Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:23 am

The only thing you've chucked down your neck is your dads jism.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:30 am

It was your dad's jism actually. Your mutant brothers and sisters tasted rubbery.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Oh Dear » Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:45 am

Bill Kilgore wrote: Your mutant brothers and sisters tasted rubbery.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:45 am

Ffs :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Bill Kilgore » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:00 am

Yep :AC9: :rich:

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Oh Dear » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:57 am

Benny.

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Re: Making your own beer

Postby Lap » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:49 am

Would you get pissed on it or is that asking for vomit ?


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