This weather

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Your mums a slag.

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Your dads a cuck.

Think about it.

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Being a cuck would be a step up for you however. Virgin face.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I'm fucking melting here.

Going to be 40 (fucking 40 in the UK!) on Tuesday.

I remember when I first went to Egypt as a teenager and stepping off the plane and feeling that heat instantly, it's felt like that when I've took the dogs out today.

[VAN HALEN]

I love summer. If I was at work this week I'd be very worried about the next two days though. But I'm off so fuck it.

I know what you mean, I remember as a kid getting off the plane in majorca or wherever and feeling like you've stepped into a wall of heat, and that was only low to mid 30s.

I'm just out in my garden reading my book with a beer and next door have a load of kids round playing in a paddling pool. Just a nice vibe all round. Everyone is in a great mood. Love it. Live for these days.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Everytime it gets this hot I just want to roll a spliff, stick a tune on or a podcast and relax.

I've quit the weed though, a beer will suffice

[VAN HALEN]

Haha, mate I know exactly what you mean. Haven't had a smoke since December or something, don't miss it, moved on. But these last few days I've been thinking just one cheeky one might be with a grin

I won't though. Like you say beer will do

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I'm aching too mate. I can taste the weed

I'm alright once this hot weather fucks off. I just used to smoke weed whilst walking the dogs when I was younger so yeah. Just one of those, I've kicked that habbit but the cunt on the shoulder always pops back up now and then.

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Christ they won't shut up about this heat on the news. It'll be raining again by the end of the week.

[VAN HALEN]

Absolutely loving this. Yet you look online at the news and it’s just fear, fear, fear.

It’s called summer. We don’t get much of it so enjoy it you media fucks.

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Was out walking in it for around an hour this afternoon. Was fine, but I was drenched in sweat once I got in. Then I sat in my mums garden with her for nearly an hour. Was covered in sweat just sitting there.

Not adverse effects at all though. They fucking love it on the weather though.

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It appears to be hotter than yesterday tho

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Although I've just bought some FAB ice lollies, so I'm golden.

[VAN HALEN]

You’re not supposed to stick them up your jacksy ffs.

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You should try it.

It's FAB

[Damie Karras]

Sickening humidity this evening, makes it feel warmer than yesterday

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I was out at six this morning and it was definitely warmer. And this afternoon. About ten degrees cooler tomorrow though thank fuck.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Yeah, I'm struggling to sleep in this heat. It's nice for a day or two but it can fuckoff now.

[Damie Karras]

Went to gym and sat in the pool for over an hour

Bought a big bottle of fizzy orange and a bag of ice on the way home

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Three claps of thunder and a few minutes of rain before midnight cleared things up a bit here last night. Much better and Facebook won't be full of thermometers today.