The news thread

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I bet she doesn't come across well at all.

[Lap]

She reminds me of a bird I lived with for a couple of years. A stunner but a proper cunt with a nasty temper. Slashed me across the face with her nails one night when we were having another disagreement left me looking like a battered rapist. And that was that..

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

She's having a sneaky bump in the courtroom

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Oooofffffff

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/ukraine-war-r ... 32965.html

[Damie Karras]

Did we see the woman on the stand in the JD/AH trial farting?

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I can't hear it at work, but I can't wait to get home.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

The first player actually playing to ever come out Incredible really. Bet he gets loads of stick still.

[VAN HALEN]

Amber Heard getting savaged in the cross examination.

[VAN HALEN]

Boris has to go now surely. Absolute weapon.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

He'll cling on until the bitter end.

The whole lot need to go. One of them has just been sent down for sexually assaulting a young lad, one of them is accused of doing the same thing a few years ago, yesterday one was being accused of spiking mens drinks and raping them and one of them is Jacob Rhys Mogg.

Awful bunch of cunts.

[VAN HALEN]

Really? That’s awful.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

What is it with politicians being weird fucking nonces?

[VAN HALEN]

Power I guess. They feel rich, powerful and untouchable. It’s so creepy and vile.

[VAN HALEN]

Just go you fucking vile cretin.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61566410

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

The Downing Street parties sound good. Someone puked up and two people got into a bit of a ruck at one of them. Other people were drinking at 4am still.

[VAN HALEN]

Heard was back on the stand today, it got a bit juicy

[VAN HALEN]

Time to watch Goodfellas.

Ray Liotta

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Heard was back on the stand today, it got a bit juicy

What happend?

[Damie Karras]

She got riled by JD cross examination and basically said

Her witness didn't testify to her story because JD has the "power"

And because he has that "power" that's why she wrote the article - basically admitting guilt. The lawyers strangle didn't bounce on her admission either through stupidity or sticking to their pre planned script

[VAN HALEN]

Verdict reached, announcement in an hour