Poncy beers then

[Damie Karras]

This is the way

I was just rolling down the road on my scooter, supping a sweet Bud, headphones busting out some Ziltoid with my cap on backwards, and all the gorgeous women in their summer clothes were not even trying to pretend they weren't checking me out behind their sunglasses.

But wait I'd rather be a virgin gammon furiously driving to the offy in a ropey Ford Focus for some other generic lager and and yet another box of kleenex

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Mate invited me around for drinks in his garden last night as it was his wife's birthday. I said yes of course.

Got there. Steaming hot night, so what did he have going? A fucking fire pit. You know what will cool us all down? More heat.

Anyway I tucked right in on the booze, but had to get up early today to walk three miles to pick the car up. Great start to the day.

Actually can't wait to get home for some lovely booze that won't be Bud as I don't fancy children.

[VAN HALEN]

I'll be getting on it later. Can't not in this weather.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

That is the problem.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Mate invited me around for drinks in his garden last night as it was his wife's birthday. I said yes of course.

Got there. Steaming hot night, so what did he have going? A fucking fire pit. You know what will cool us all down? More heat.

Anyway I tucked right in on the booze, but had to get up early today to walk three miles to pick the car up. Great start to the day.

Actually can't wait to get home for some lovely booze that won't be Bud as I don't fancy children.

[VAN HALEN]

Never had Peroni before so thought I’d try a bottle. I like

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

You've never had Peroni? Nice stuff. The fucking hangover it gives me though.

[VAN HALEN]

It’s possible someone handed me a bottle at some point in a pub or club but I don’t remember. Good info about the hangovers though.

When I was a kid I got pissed on Kronenberg 1664, the hangover was minging and I don’t dare try it since.

Stocked up on some lager in Asda earlier, they do some good deals. Got 24 Bud for £13. I paid £12 for 12 in my local shop yesterday. Also got 36 Lost Lager for £21. That’ll do.

[Damie Karras]

[VAN HALEN]

What

That looks awesome

[Damie Karras]

[VAN HALEN]

Taste test?

[Damie Karras]

It's lovely tbh

Creamy full head until the bottom of the glass

[VAN HALEN]

WANT

[Damie Karras]

Is it not a thing over there?

Came out during lockdown to appease Guinness drinkers not content with guinness cans. It is much closer to a draught pint than a can.

[VAN HALEN]

I’d not heard of it but the device is on Amazon. Ok so if I buy the nitro surge device do I also need the specific nitro surge cans or would normal draught cans do?

[Damie Karras]

Special cans

But I've seen people say if you pierce a regular can and feed it through the device it's a decent brew. Too much fucking about that

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

How's your abstinence going Rich?

Mines not going so well

[VAN HALEN]

Yeah left it alone since the weekend. Feel alright. Just gotta go back to being sensible again. It’s the real hot afternoons after working out in it all morning that are my failure but they seem to be quite few and far between.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Bullshit.

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