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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:43 pm

See some teacher has gone into hiding after showing a picture of Mohammed.

Didn't a teacher get their head cut off in France for doing the same thing?

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:34 pm

Pete Doherty appears to have replaced drugs with something else. Get him a lof in on here.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity- ... r-23796226

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:25 pm

They've managed to shift that boat stuck in the Suez canal then.

They're going to get sued for nearly a billion they're reporting.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:49 pm

Bet the bloke steering feels like a right benny.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:46 am

I think he'll be getting the sack as soon as he steps foot on dry land.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:10 am

Has this article changed since it was first post?

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:57 pm

Yeah

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:30 am

Something just happened at the Capitol in America just now. That country is in deep shit, just constant strife and it’s always getting worse.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:48 am

Someone drove a car into the Whitehouse railings and is already in custody, the stupid cunt.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:14 pm

Prince Philip has croaked. Not a huge shock tbh. The newsreader on the bbc is almost in tears.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:51 pm

This weekends telly :dabe:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:28 pm

I’m just observing some of the reaction on social media.

In a shocking turn of events, it’s people with the lgbt flag, pronouns in their bio, BLM, me too and Be kind hashtags everywhere that are saying things like ‘good’, ‘about time’ and ‘one less gammon lol’ etc

Woke = scum.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:09 pm

Yeah, but it's all the people that I used to go to school with that without doubt voted for Brexit and are quite openly thick and racist and all saying rip. Also the All Lives Matter type, even though they hate Muslims

I've got no love for the Royals myself.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:11 pm

I have no love for the concept of royalty but I sort of respect a few of them, Phil being one.

I just don’t get how people that are so obnoxiously loud about being ‘caring, inclusive’ people could take pleasure from an old boy passing away.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:50 pm

He represents the establishment. That'll be why.

I don't care for a single one of them. Wouldn't take any joy from someone I don't know dying, but both sides of these political spectrums are almost the same to me. I can scroll through Facebook and know what side pretty much the side of the fence everyone that has posted is on. All the ones posting Phil's face with the flag on it today would have been saying something rather unkind about the George Floyd trial starting last week, and like you say, there is a lot of people calling Phil a foreign benift scrounger this afternoon.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:52 pm

And Fox news have already linked his death to Harry and Megan today. Might actually by a copy of the Daily Mail tomorrow for a laugh. If I'm strong enough to lift it.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:02 am

The internet is instantly on to any famous death though. If someone black dies, there will be a shit tonne of images saying RIP to who ever died, but it'll be another famous black person in the image. Every time.

The worst thing about them is that they're not funny

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Re: The news thread

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:29 am

That has to be a satire account surely?


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