Who's getting fucked up before the football then?

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I've got a pound bet with my mum that we'll win, the fucking slut.

I've just cracked a can open, and I'll be well oiled by the time the match starts. There's a kebab house with a blue shop front that I'll smash up if we lose.

3-1 To us.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Ignore that other thread, it's shit.

[VAN HALEN]

Deleted as I’m the bigger man. Ask your mum

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Ha! Rich deleted it cos he's a soy boy.

[VAN HALEN]

And yes I’m on the sweet nectar and will be wankered by kickoff

[VAN HALEN]

Ha! Rich deleted it cos he's a soy boy.

Soy boy

I’m manlier than your dads vagina tbf.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I think I just read a fact that they haven't beat us in 23 games. That can't be right.

[VAN HALEN]

I can’t remember the last time they beat us. They kick lumps out of us every time though physically. Because they’re cunts. This match will be carnage imo

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I hope so.

[VAN HALEN]

I see gillingham won you slag

[Roly]

Minamino scored again the slanted eyed cunt

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I see gillingham won you slag

Against Bristol too!!!!!

[VAN HALEN]

Why is that important?

[VAN HALEN]

I’m getting nervous about the match now. Gotta fuck them up.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Teams out yet?

[VAN HALEN]

Unchanged from Leipzig.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Not surprised.

Jones better be exellent again.

[VAN HALEN]

This seems apt

I’ve never hated Everton more than now tbf

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Cunts

[Roly]

Atleast next season we can just concentrate on the league