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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 15, 2020 4:50 am

Been reading your own post history again?? :WTF: :druggie:

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 15, 2020 4:53 am

You can flip right off

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Re: Covid

Postby Lap » Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:25 am

I've been throwing up and shitting all day now you mention it.
Get a pregnancy test

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:46 pm

No need. I'm very careful with that sort of thing.

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Dec 17, 2020 3:57 am

Had to send off for a testing kit today. Feeling a lot better tonight, but I didn't realise that sickness and diarrhea were symptoms of Covid, and I'm starting to develop a chesty cough on top.

Couldn't get a booking for a walk in centre, and the nearest available drive in was around a 60 mile round trip, which one, I don't have the energy for, and two, I would without doubt soil the car. So I've had to order a post one.

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:07 am

Should probably order an AIDS test while you’re at it imho.

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:03 am

Looks like London and South East are being put into a tier 4 over Christmas.

I'm getting so used to it, I don't actually mind.

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Re: Covid

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:36 am

Didn't know there was a tier 4. Is that just full on lockdown?

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:44 am

First I’d heard of it too. News announcement at 4pm.

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:45 am

There wasn't so it must be. To be honest, without the pubs being open, I wouldn't have seen that many people this Christmas anyway. I probably won't see my parents on the day itself nw either as thety don't want me round now I'm ill anyway.

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:20 am

“The mutant strain originated in Kent”

Not really a massive shock that is it ffs :dabe:

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:29 am

Cos it has to be double hard to survive down here.

In Milton Keynes, it just goes striaght up people's arses.

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:32 am

Just had a text through.

I've got it.

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:56 am

Holy shit :scared:

No wonder you’ve been ill then

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:57 am

What so you haven’t had a test, you’ve just been near someone who’s tested positive?

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:02 am

What so you haven’t had a test, you’ve just been near someone who’s tested positive?
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Eh? No I've had a test and it's come back positive.

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:19 am

I just read up the thread a bit, calm down covid face :4hvvmagme0:

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Re: Covid

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:29 pm

How did you get it then? Any idea?

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Re: Covid

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:26 pm

From the romanian in work

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Re: Covid

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:32 pm

No idea. There was no build up to it. Just woke up during the night throwing up.

It's like I've caught a sickness bug and very mild Covid at the same time, as I've not really had any Covid symptoms.

No one at work has had it, so it isn't from there. Must be one od the shops i've been in.


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