Transfers. Window opened up like an LFC defence

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

You sound like a power bottom.

[VAN HALEN]

I don't know what that is.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Sure you don't.

You dirty bollocks

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Sounds like Gini has rejected a new contract.

[Roly]

Yeah sounds like it

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I don't like him anymore.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

We're still getting linked with Sarr. Can't see that happening.

[Roly]

City without aguero for 2 months.now jesus been ruled out for 3 weeks

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

dortmund have turned down 90 odd million frmo United for Sancho. Is he really that good?

[VAN HALEN]

Of course not. They're just mugging Utd off. And it's hilarious.

[Roly]

Hed be that good under klopp

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Sounds like Dembele has turned them down

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Ross Barkley. Another English player hyped to fuck. Now gone on loan to a team that nearly got relegated.

I remeber Void being furious that we didn't sign him.

[VAN HALEN]

Did he

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Yeah. Mentioned it a few times that he wanted to come to us and we fucked it up somehow.

Nevermind eh Void?

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I think Barkley is alright tbh

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Oh right. Fancy him do you?

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I would tbf. I'd shag anything with a heartbeat though tbh, even your mum.

[VAN HALEN]

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Unless he wants AIDS, he better change his mind quite quickly there.