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Harry Macquire

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 25, 2020 10:50 pm

Maguire arrived at a police station, he said: "Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich
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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Roly » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:12 pm

:icon_lol:

Square headed prick.

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:29 pm

Been called up for England still though.

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Roly » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:39 pm

yeah its a joke.

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:55 pm

And then I said to him, "Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money, I can pay you, please let us go"


Utd should absolutely muller him for using their name to try and squirm out of it :hmmlol:

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Roly » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:47 am

Manchester United captain Harry Maguire has been found guilty of aggravated assault, resisting arrest and repeated attempts of bribery following a late night brawl in Mykonos last week.

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:55 am

:druggie:

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Roly » Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:10 am

If that was us we'd be doing porridge tbf.

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:23 am

Yep. Nice big fine and then first class travel home for Harry though.

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:56 am

Dropped from the England squad :icon_lol:

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Re: Harry Macquire

Postby Lap » Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:17 pm

Hard to believe anything he’s saying


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