Transfers. Window opened up like an LFC defence

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Really sounds like we're signing Timo Werner. Apparently he's told his family, but nothing will be public until the 1st of July.

[VAN HALEN]

It does seem that way. Hard not to be a bit excited about that one tbh.

[VAN HALEN]

Mbappe been saying nice things about us again.

I think I'd spontaneously jizz all over my own face if we got these two

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I'd jizz all over your face if we got him too, so you might want to get yourself a hiding place.

[VAN HALEN]

Your little winky isn't up to the task.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Get yourself some goggles mate.

[VAN HALEN]

Your mums still got them ffs.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

In that case, I'm going to ejaculate straight through your face.

If we sign Mbappe that is.

Or maybe just because.

[VAN HALEN]

You won't be able to get anywhere closer than 2m to me without breaking the law like a massive tory cunt.

Check, and indeed, mate, mate.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

And now Werner is completely off.

[VAN HALEN]

Have you forgotten how to post links you massive goombah?

[VAN HALEN]

Having looked it up for myself I reckon this is just a move to get him to start hassling his club to let him go. I don't think it's over yet.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I'm not really listening to transfer gossip that much anyway.

You see one pundit saying one player is a good fit for us, and for the next two weeks you read that we're going to sign them, even though it was just an idea. Worse than ever at the moment.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Werner going to Chelsea then.

[Roly]

Yep everyone wants who were linked with.

[Roly]

We better fucking sign mbappe now.

Spurs have borrowed loads of money because of this virus lol

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Don't believe fuck all until it happens.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

not clear if we pulled out of the deal of Chelsea just beat us to him.

[Roly]

People going mad because we not signing him.

They forget we have the best front 3 in world football.yes we need cover but fuck it.

Only way we improve that is mbappe.yes I keep mentioning him and we really probably won't sign him.

If klopp wanted werner then we'd be signing him.unless he knows he'd be a bit part player for us.

[VAN HALEN]

First thing I thought was our priority must be Mbappe