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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:17 am

Australian mega nonce cardinal only gets six years.

Joke.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:38 am

Pat Mustard is dead.

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Postby Damie Karras » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:47 am

Hey baby it’s a Georgie Porgie

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:48 am

Pat Mustard is dead.
Just read that. He'll be yanking himself off in heaven now.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:09 am

Riding young ones since the early 90s :adore:

Are ye alright Sharon?

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:44 pm

Mental scenes in NZ. Some prick live streamed himself going into a mosque and shooting a load of people in there. Over thirty dead. Came out, and then went back in and shot anyone still alive in the head. Bombs attached to his car as well.

Where does it all end?

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Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:50 pm

Crazy times.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:20 pm

Thing is, this will empower other nutjobs everywhere. Just when Isis and all that seem to have quietened down, now the bedroom commandos who spend far too much time on the internet are starting up, it never ends.

So did they catch this fella then or is he dead? I'm having trouble sifting through the details at the moment.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:31 pm

I think they have arrested four people. Not sure.

Didn't take long for someone at work to say " doesn't matter. They'd do the same to us"

None of these attacks really achieve anything. Hightened tentions. Thats about it. Until it all happens again.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:32 pm

I just heard they got him. 28 year old man. This will be fascinating (not in a good way).

I did have a bit of a dark chuckle when they said they will be 'charging him with murder'. Er, no shit.

Apparently they have found some sort of manifesto he has published online.

This actually sounds a bit coordinated and organised. Wouldn't surprise me if it's not over yet tbh.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:42 pm

Not that it makes much difference, but they are saying it's gang related.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:38 pm

Hmm. Guess we'll know soon.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:06 am

3 kids trampled to death at a paddy’s day disco

Seems to 2 connecting stories over the weekend too

Girl from Newcastle Co.Down has gone missing in a place called carlingford while on a hen party

This morning 2 men were killed in a single vehicle car crash in carlingford.... both men from Newcastle Co.Down

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:50 am

The disco incident is being reported over here too

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:09 am

Yeah, they mentioned it this morning. How the hell do you get crushed at a house party?

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:02 am

It was in a hotel, well outside, they had just arrived from a bus and were in some sort of pen before entering the hotel. They start swaying side to side next thing they were all on the ground

Woman’s body found in the other case, no news if it’s related to the car crash yet. It has to be though, 3 people from one town dying in separate incidents in another town in the same weekend..

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:07 am

Terrible.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:25 am

Terrible. But it was not connected .in brutal terms
A Girl on a hen got pissed and fell into the lake and drowned
2 kids in early 20s celebrate st paddy’s , crash late at night in the same part of the county and die .
A horrible coincidence but that’s all

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Re: The news thread

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:00 am

Keep seeing Harry's saggy face on sorts of shit on TV after that I'm a celebrity win. The fucking shyster.


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