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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:12 pm

Was that to stop the Germans bombing you mistakenly thinking it was us, or to stop the Americans bombing you by accident like they did with everyone else? :WTF:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:45 am

I want it to be, but that can't be true.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:14 pm

There really isn't.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:27 pm

One of the most horrible things I've ever read.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:39 pm

I didn't bother to read all of it. That sort of thing is too depressing.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Roly » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:22 am

That dude who fucked off in a plane in America.

Thought he was playing gta or something innit.

This made me laugh tbh.
The controllers suggest he needs some help flying the plane, to which he replies:

"Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help; I've played some video games before."

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:30 am

Doing a loop the loop in a passenger plane :adore:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:11 am

Christ. That motorway accident in Italy is a bit grim.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:45 am

Aretha Franklin dead.

Am I the only one who's first thought is the Blues Brothers when her name is mentioned?

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:01 pm

:icon_biggrin:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Roly » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:20 pm

So it's expected to cost in the region of £44m for the pope visit Ireland next week.

Fucking religion.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:21 pm

You'd think God would protect him for free.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:23 pm

Worth every penny tbs

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:40 pm

God appears to be something of a cunt.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:39 am

I have Supa Glu all over my hands :wave:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:20 am

More info required imho

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:33 am

It involves slipper incerts.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:32 pm

So you've got this bloke wandering around children's homes in Ireland this weekend.

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