Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

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Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:05 am

I reckon I'll win this as the Mondeo only does 29MPG.

I thought this was shit, which it is, but a young lad at work has just sold his Mondeo and bought a car that give 9 MPG :icon_lol:
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Re: Whop's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:37 am

I have absolutely no idea tbh. I used to pay attention when I had to drive to and from NN every day but now I'm local again I barely pay attention. Its more than 9 mpg though :icon_lol: :67s6qro:

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Re: Whop's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:37 am

Oh and whop :icon_uhoh:

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:44 am

Shut up.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:06 am

I'm thinking of getting an electric motorbike :toppa:

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:08 am

Really?

You got a bike license?

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:10 am

Yes, then no. Do a cbt easy enough though which lasts 2 years, by which time I'll know if it's worth sticking with.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:26 am

I wouldn't mind a motorbike actually, but I think you have to stick with a 50cc for a couple of years before you can hit something more powerful don't you?

And I can't afford one.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:30 am

I think because we're old bastards we can get a 125cc with L plates til you get your full licence. Something like that. I'm only 3 miles from work so a little electric would be fine, just charge it up every few days. There's not much to choose from at the moment but electric cars and bikes are the way forward.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:34 am

I don't know. You don't get that far with a full battery. In a car it's about 250 miles I think. Some lad that comes in where I work bought one of those Tesla ones that set you back 50-60 grand, and that's what he told me, but they might be juicy.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:43 am

Oh wait that's 50cc. Could be a bit pussy. But you get the idea.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:45 am

Looks alright, and that price for brand new is great, but a 30 mile range?

Where would you charge it. At work?

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:06 am

I'm three miles away, if that. Just charge it up overnight every couple of days. It will pay for itself in no time.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Lap » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:36 am

What’s MPG?
Is it a Brexit thing ?
My Mondeo doing about 40
Kmg but it’s a big old bus so happy

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:24 pm

Miles per gallon.

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Lap » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:15 pm

Actually I don’t know . I get 650 km to a full tank .
To fill a tank costs 70€. Diesel is €1.41 per litre.
Go figure .

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Re: Who's got the worst MPG on their car?

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:19 pm

That's about what I get, so not great.


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