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Postby Damie Karras » Thu May 31, 2018 4:44 am

What Russian

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu May 31, 2018 4:52 am

The journalist that was shot dead last night. It was a sting to catch his would be assassin. Didn't even tell his wife. It was on the news all day.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/russian-journ ... 58736.html

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Postby L8rb@se » Thu May 31, 2018 6:46 am

It's like we're living in a comedy tabloid spy movie or something.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Thu May 31, 2018 10:41 pm

In other news ,4thelulz.co.uk has just been blocked from my work laptop. Reason: SEX

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu May 31, 2018 11:53 pm

I suppose I could be classed as that.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:33 am

One year old kid knifed to death in London. Fucking hell.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:21 pm

Peter Stringfellow dead.

All this talk of wimmins rights at the mo, and now they're showing footage of a bloke in his sixties walking down the beach with a big titted 20 year old bird on his arm.

LAD.

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:22 pm

Probably one of the best bloody blokes ever tbf, Absolute shagging machine.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:06 pm

He always came across as a nice bloke actually. Went on things like Have I got News For You where they ripped the piss out of him, but he just laughed along. Although he was going back to a hotel full of strippers rather than Ian Hislops wife, so I'd be laughing too.

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Re: The news thread

Postby L8rb@se » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:01 am

Trump and Kim shaking hands and being nice to each other. The world feels tentatively a little safer. Well done Mr. Trump, credit where it's due for that one.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:48 am

When your mum asks which one of use left that shit in the toilet.

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In other news, this sounded fun.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Paris.html

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:42 am

Not that long ago Paris would be the place you’d be taking your Mrs for a weekend of croissants and cock. Bet it has hit the tourist trade considerably this shit

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:48 pm

Trump having a right old pop at Denero accusing him of having a low IQ and then spells the word too wrong.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:39 pm

Labour MP calls for online trolls to lose anonymity after receiving 600 rape threats in a single night


Why would someone do this :icon_uhoh:

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Re: The news thread

Postby L8rb@se » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:49 pm

It's the internet. It gives everyone a voice, and some people are complete dickheads.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:05 pm

Oh Dear wrote:
Labour MP calls for online trolls to lose anonymity after receiving 600 rape threats in a single night


Why would someone do this :icon_uhoh:

Was this a man or a woman

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:07 pm

Have a guess.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:28 pm

Well you wouldn’t know these days

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:33 pm

It was a very ugly woman that you wouldn't rape if you thought you could get away with it.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:55 am

Oh Dear wrote:
Labour MP calls for online trolls to lose anonymity after receiving 600 rape threats in a single night


Why would someone do this :icon_uhoh:


Cause she’s hot?


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