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The Royal wedding

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 3:25 am

Just fuck off with this already :icon_mad:

The tart is wearing a 300 grand dress paid for by us by all accounts.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 15, 2018 3:25 am

Not paying any attention whatsoever tbh.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 3:28 am

Can't fucking avoid it.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 15, 2018 3:32 am

I did until this thread :icon_lol:

How people care about this tat I'll never know. Tat.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 3:33 am

Even the local news done a bit about what people in the area will be doing for the wedding. Fucking street parties for this shit.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 15, 2018 3:34 am

It makes me feel a bit sad on the inside that humans still do this sort of thing. It's embarrassing to me.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Tue May 15, 2018 4:12 am

It's on my birthday too :icon_neutral:

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 4:13 am

Surely no one in Liverpool cares?

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Lap » Tue May 15, 2018 5:55 am

Poor girl. She won’t be around on this earth for too long. Can’t have the royal gene pool tainted with coloured blood. Her mother in law found that out the hard way .

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu May 17, 2018 3:48 am

Fuck me, it's getting worse.

Even on the news this morning, they were doing a feature on maths, and managed to make it about this cunting wedding.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri May 18, 2018 8:06 pm

That's it. I'm watching nothing but Al Jazeera over the weekend.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri May 18, 2018 11:51 pm

This should be the last last one for a good while surely?

I heard an interesting thing earlier, no idea how true it is though. Apparently the markle father and whatever he's been up to has somehow cost the taxpayer 300k. To get the proper cladding on Grenfell would have cost 220k. Makes you think.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat May 19, 2018 1:21 am

I thought it was the dress that was costing that much?

I think we're falling for fake news here.

Although they have said on the actual news that this could cost up to 32 million to us. And these cunts are billionaires.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Sat May 19, 2018 9:22 pm

This American reverend fuckinghell :icon_lol: bit out of place like. All a crock of shit but I'm enjoying it.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat May 19, 2018 10:01 pm

There's an old folks home on my delivery, they had up the bunting, flags, all that. Bless em.

By the time my generation gets to that age the royals will not be given two shits about by any of us plebs. Good.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Damie Karras » Sat May 19, 2018 10:53 pm

Nah, there’s a black American princess now, they’ve opened up a massive new market for themselves

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat May 19, 2018 11:56 pm

Shape shifting lizard cunts.

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Re: The Royal wedding

Postby Damie Karras » Tue May 22, 2018 6:12 pm

I’ve a mate getting married in a country manor 4 weeks before Xmas
It’s so out of the way we have to stay the night before too
He sent out a group text yesterday asking people to stay on for “the session” the following night at another location

€370 original hotel for 2 nights
€100 for this extra night

Nearly €500 before dressing ourselves, wedding present, tank full of petrol or the money we’d spend at a 3 night wedding

I told him to fuck off in the group message :icon_eek:


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