Last Meal. Ever

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Last Meal. Ever

Postby Lap » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:39 am

So by a cruel injustice youve been sentenced to death by leathal injection tomorrow morning.
But youve accepted that shit happens.
What's your final culinary wish?

For me , just bring me the contents of the entire Mc Donalds menu.
Its shit but seriously tasty shit.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:40 am

Fucking expensive shit as well.

I think I'm ion the minority in that I don't really give a shit about food. I'd probably have a Sunday roast of something. Maybe a curry. Probably a curry.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Lap » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:43 am

Seriously? Whts not to like about food - apart from too much could kill you?

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:43 am

Boojum :icon_nod:

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:44 am

Steak please, fucking thick juicy finest cut possible with a fine red wine.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:53 am

Steak please, fucking thick juicy finest cut possible with a fine red wine.
Really? I think it's one of the most overrated meals going.

Lap, I just don't give that much of a fuck. Of course I like eating, but food snobs piss me off no end. I was going to say it's not that important, but of course it is. I've just never been blown away by it.

Having a Maccy D's as your last meal though :icon_lol:

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Lap » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:56 am

It would be about 12 of them actually

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:58 am

That would finish you off I suppose.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:08 am

Tru dat

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:34 am

You like Pot Noodles Dave so maybe not the thread for you m8 lol.

Who said they eat Frey Bentos pies when i posted about them a while back? :icon_lol:

For me, it'd be a proper Italian pizza.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:39 am

I only like the chicken and mushroom one I'll have you know, and have't had one in ages.

Fuck pizza. It's shit.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Lap » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:42 am

Fray Bentos :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Nice tho

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:42 am

They are not.

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:47 am

I just had a Pukka pie from Sainsburys :cno:

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Lap » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:50 am

OK but Did you have to remove the lid and place it on a bking tray before cooking until a tasty golden brown and the crust had risen?

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:56 am

No :wave:

Bentos :icon_mad:

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:43 am

Mrs is on the latest diet bollox

She bought some cauliflower rice
My god it has absolutely stunk the whole house out :67s6qro: vile
I’m dry heaving all evening. All the windows are wide open and the house is freezing now :wave:

Absolutely atrocious smell

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:55 am

:icon_lol:

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Lap » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:01 am

I’ve smelt it. Bloody awful .. the smell sticks to the walls for days

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Re: Last Meal. Ever

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:24 am

I put it in the bin and brought the bin liner out to the wheelie bin at the end of our garden

I dared my son to go out and smell it and when he opened the wheelie bin I got a fresh whiff of it stood at least 7/8 meters away... dry heaving again :neutralol:


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