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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:42 pm

Yeah, hounding someone out of a career just because they've tried it on with someone is a bit much. That Weinstein deserved it, but since then it's gone mad. I was please that Julie Hartley Brewer, or whatever her name is came out and said it was a load of nonsense when the papers went after a bloke for touching her knee twenty years ago.

Does she really say it's alright for men to hit women though?

I was watching one of those tacky youtube shows the other night, and it showed one woman pissed up taking a swing for a bouncer. She misses and he smacks her in the face. You can argue all day if he should have done it or not, but they interviewed the woman in question, and she took no responsibility for her actions at all, and it was all the bouncers fault/

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:30 pm

One day a few years back a woman I used to knock around with for a while got into work and she was buzzing. I asked her what had happened and she said she had been walking past a group of workmen and got a wolf whistle.

She was absolutely delighted. She'd been on a health trip recently and took that as proof that she was starting to get the health results she wanted.

Two women told her it was degrading and demeaning to get wolf whistled but she didn't care, she was just happy to feel attractive.

They were quite forceful with her about it. They were both deeply unattractive 'lesbians'. She told of them to piss off. Good. She can feel how she wants. I swear these overly liberal types are moving quickly towards fascism and thought-control. Sadly the more Weimsteins and Spaceys emerge the harder it's going to be for non abusive males to prove their sincerity.

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Re: The news thread

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:21 am

That’s because I work in the uk now :toppa:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:55 am

Heh heh

Immigrants :toppa: :adore:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:01 am

While you are still in the eu... I’m not a an immigrant :icon_smug:

Next year maybe, but I’ll be in uae by then :cno:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:07 am

UAE eh, what's the story then?

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:38 pm

He’s been radicalized innit

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:22 pm

Nah, that was Mark.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:33 am

Eh?

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:46 am

UAE eh, what's the story then?
I've started a degree in international safety and management (NEBOSH) specialising in oil and gas
I'm (hopefully) going to be the company SHE advisor, gigs coming up in Gglasgow, Denmark and Oman.

I've been sort of told the Oman gig will be mine :iconuhohshakeylp0: 6 weeks on 2 weeks off. £2000 a week :druggie: :druggie:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:53 am

In for the beheading video :icon_surprised:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:54 am

In for the beheading video :icon_surprised:
And that’s just Glasgow :scared:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:05 pm

Just booked tickets to see Johnathan Pie in March in Northampton :icon_surprised:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:39 pm

I don't like him.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:10 pm

Fair enough. I'm not like a massive fan but he's given me a few chuckles the last couple of years, and it's only up the road so why not.

Lee Hurst is playing locally late September too, might try and get along to that. Be interesting to compare performances seeing as they have different views on certain issues. Be interesting to subtly compare the audiences too :82y01op:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:03 am

Fucking hell is he still going?

I bought my dad tickets to see Jason Manford, so I'll have to go with him. Be interesting as he just been caught playing away again.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:41 am

Delores O'Riordan has carked it at age 46 :icon_uhoh:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:06 am

Just read that. Crickey.


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