I have a crazed theory.

[VAN HALEN]

Born of utter soberness

Kenny will attract Alonso back to the club.

That will in turn lead to some other highly rated players wanting in.

Then we will win everything ever.

ZONG

[Damie Karras]

Your not off the drink at all are you?

[Bren]

Flicking through Twitter and Xabi was on wishing good luck to King Kenny

[VAN HALEN]

Your not off the drink at all are you?

I am, but it turns out my brain is still a bit weird when sober. Who'd a thunk it.

[Lap]

Your not off the drink at all are you?

I am, but it turns out my brain is still a bit weird when sober. Who'd a thunk it.

Not that crazy of a theory.
Biggest hurdle would be getting his gaffer to release him to us.

[VAN HALEN]

Tell you what, Id dance a jig if he came back. He seems to miss the club, he turns up to games here and there and often talks about us, maybe it's not out of the realms of possibility.

I never get used to the idea of im sharing a midfield with Ronaldo.

[Lap]

Unfortunately my crazed theory involves more of Lucas and Kuyt.

I reckon Jovanovic may get a decent run under Kenny also

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

He never wanted to leave did he really i still bloody love him. I see the Real Madrid fans have a brilliant nickname for him La Barba Roja (The Red Beard)

[Damie Karras]

Unfortunately my crazed theory involves more of Lucas and Kuyt.

I reckon Jovanovic may get a decent run under Kenny also

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

He never wanted to leave did he really i still bloody love him. I see the Real Madrid fans have a brilliant nickname for him La Barba Roja (The Red Beard)

That's shit

This theory is crazy though Rich. Batshit crazy.

You crazy cunt.

[VAN HALEN]

All my theories never come to pass.

Babel being the case in point. There's still time though...

*gibbers*

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Well with Babel it always baffled me why N'Gog started ahead of him up front. I have confidence in Babel still he certainly has talent but maybe never had the love he probably needs from the manager to really establish himself.