Vs the cunts

[Roly]

[Lap]

Anyone hazarding a score guess?
I’m at the inlaws Sunday before Christmas party - they are all Utd heads. Anticipating lots of bad language in front of all the kids awaiting Santa at 6pm

[Roly]

3 1 us

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Low score. 1-0 us

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Can't say that I'm that hyped for this match.

[VAN HALEN]

I wasn't but I am now. This is massive.

[VAN HALEN]

Hope Mane has his shooting boots on today.

[Lap]

Apparently he’s sacked if Utd lose today . He will still park the bus tho. Draw

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

"Of course, they are very confident about themselves," Mourinho told reporters. "They are top of the league, they have this feeling of - I know that feeling well - the feeling of the lucky ones where everything goes in your direction.

"They know how they beat Everton, they know that the last match, the opening goal was offside, and they know that against Napoli in the last seconds they could be out.

"They have this feeling that I also had when my teams were top of the league and it looks like everything goes in your direction."

"I think they are obviously very, very confident. But I think they are not stupid," Mourinho said.

"They also know that we have our weaknesses, our strengths, and I think they will respect our strengths. I think if they don't do that I will be happy with that.

"They know that they need every point if they want to be champions so I think they are professionals and being professional is respecting Manchester United. They know that we can go there and win."

[VAN HALEN]

Over to herr Klopp....

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Hoping Lovren doesn't have one of his off days

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Liverpool make four changes for the clash with Manchester United as Nathaniel Clyne is handed a first Premier League appearance of the season. Dejan Lovren, Fabinho and Naby Keita also start.

Liverpool: Alisson, Clyne, Lovren, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Keita, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

Subs: Mignolet, Henderson, Sturridge, Moreno, Lallana, Shaqiri, Camacho

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Shitting myself.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Nah m9. It's all good. We'll get the win today.

[Damie Karras]

Utd playing 6 at the back

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

The boss has explained why James Milner misses out and Nathaniel Clyne comes in for his first Premier League appearance of the season this afternoon.

“Millie felt a muscle a little bit and we cannot take any risk, that’s it,” said Klopp.

“[Clyne is] As ready as possible - he is a high-class player.

“He didn’t play for a while, that’s true, he was injured and we had other options in the position. That’s how life sometimes is, it’s not really fair but it was the situation.

“But he trained most of the time without any complaints. In the last two to two-and-a-half weeks he had a couple of problems, but he’s available now. He’s fine. Physically he’s ready - I asked him and he said ‘yeah, the adrenaline will help’.

“The next option, Rafa Camacho, I would’ve taken that as well, it’s a good option and he’s on the bench. So as long as we have options, all good.”

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Smalling out and Bailly in. Last min change

[Roly]

Cuz he's shitting himself just like his manager.

We all knew it but talk about parking the bus,5 at the back lol.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

He will literally do anything not to lose to us.

[VAN HALEN]

Good energy so far from us