Player expectations 2018-19
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:19 am
Allison - Expecting quite a bit from this lad. Brazil No1. Should be good in an area we've been poor for years.
TAA - I think he's still learning. Not the finished article yet. If Gomez didn't get injured, he would have kept him out of the team.
Lovren - Expect him to be first choice. Also expect him to fuck up
VVD - Wonderful
Robertson - Fucking brilliant again. What a fucking bargain
Gomez - Not sure what we're going to do with him. Hope he can get a season under his belt
Ox - Dead
Henderson - Wondering if he will keep his place this season. Good player, but we've got someone else in his place now.
Fabinho - Meant to be really good and it was a coup that we got him. Don't know a lot about him though
Keita -
Milner - Would expect him to be marginalised. He still has a lot to give at his age though.
Winaldum - Another I would expect to see less of
Shaqiri - Hard to call. Would expect him to be the understudy to Shalah, but with Ox out he can play in the centre, so we'll see more of him than expected
Salah - Well. What a player. I would expect him to play fewer games this season though, so I don't think he'll score as many goals. Hope to be proved wrong
Lallana - Won't be injured so much as he won't be playing
Mane - Cunt pretty much said he wanted to go to Madrid. Still got him though, so keep scoring goals and diving
Firmino - No look goals a plenty from Oral B
Sturridge - Don't think we'll see too much from him. Really good in pre season by all accounts, but he's not a Klopp player if you ask me.
Anyone else will be fucked off or sat on the bench all season.
TAA - I think he's still learning. Not the finished article yet. If Gomez didn't get injured, he would have kept him out of the team.
Lovren - Expect him to be first choice. Also expect him to fuck up
VVD - Wonderful
Robertson - Fucking brilliant again. What a fucking bargain
Gomez - Not sure what we're going to do with him. Hope he can get a season under his belt
Ox - Dead
Henderson - Wondering if he will keep his place this season. Good player, but we've got someone else in his place now.
Fabinho - Meant to be really good and it was a coup that we got him. Don't know a lot about him though
Keita -
Milner - Would expect him to be marginalised. He still has a lot to give at his age though.
Winaldum - Another I would expect to see less of
Shaqiri - Hard to call. Would expect him to be the understudy to Shalah, but with Ox out he can play in the centre, so we'll see more of him than expected
Salah - Well. What a player. I would expect him to play fewer games this season though, so I don't think he'll score as many goals. Hope to be proved wrong
Lallana - Won't be injured so much as he won't be playing
Mane - Cunt pretty much said he wanted to go to Madrid. Still got him though, so keep scoring goals and diving
Firmino - No look goals a plenty from Oral B
Sturridge - Don't think we'll see too much from him. Really good in pre season by all accounts, but he's not a Klopp player if you ask me.
Anyone else will be fucked off or sat on the bench all season.