Versus the cunts

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Biggest match of the season coming up. Fellani and Lukaku might be out, which means........

He'll come and park the double decker bus

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

The cunt will literally do anything no to lose to us. Has there been a decent derby match in the last few years?

I have very little optimism going into this one tbh.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Yeah, I don't have a good feeling about. Seems a long time since we last beat them in the league. Even when they were playing shit, they still got something from the game, and they're looking good at the moment. Even though I didn't rate Lukaku, and he done fuck all against us playing for Everton, he's looked good for them.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

We should be confident as fuck going into this with the squad we've got but I'm just not.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

I was talking about this to my mate over the weekend, it starts at the very back, until we get a good keeper, we can't move on. Start with the keeper and then move onto defense. Imagine having somebody as good as De Gea or Lloris in the sticks, that's an instant confidence boost even if your defenders are the not the greatest...let's not forget United are playing Jones and Smalling....hardly worldies.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I'm hoping Mane and Salah tear them to shreads. We know they can, but I've got a bad feeling about this one.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Well the terrible news means we can only line up one way I suppose.

Minge
Gomez Matip Lovren Moreno
Can Hendo Winaldum
Salah Couthinho
Firmino

Maybe Sturridge will get a start. There's fuck all on the bench to inspire us. Lukaku is 100% fit.

Fuck.

[legitimate first]

whats going on with TAA?

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

He seemed to regress once he'd scored that free kick. I think Gomez is a better option there. He can't play in Europe either, so it looks like TAA gets those games and Gomez gets the domestics until Clyne is back.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I've only just remembered we spent 40 million on a shit winger this summer as well

[Roly]

Going be his chance to shine.what a game to win the fans over.

He'll be crap.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Odd deal all round. It was clear he wasn't going to start when we bought him. He could get better, but he's looked awful of late.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Milner at RB. Robertson at LB. Grujic in for Henderson. Get Ings involved instead of Sturridge.

[Roly]

No way will henderson get dropped unfortunately.

[VAN HALEN]

I'd say Ings deserves a shot very soon if sturridge or Bobby don't fund some form but this particular match might be a bit too much too soon perhaps.

[Roly]

Big solanke would rip these cunts apart.

Big,strong and no fear.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

The irony with Sturridge is usually he plays well then gets injured...now he's staying fit he's shit.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

[Roly]

Fancy a draw.

[Roly]

Have they unveiled the new kenny stand this week in the hope it helps us beat manu.