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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:57 pm

Fucking hell, has he cut his hair? Shit no he might lose all of his powe.... his ability to......well, he might be a bit colder in this weather.

What do we reckon though chaps. Play him up front with Gerrard if he can stay fit? Could work.

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:02 pm

He's spilt booze all over his nice waistcoat
Seems to have lost the black eye he was sporting yesterday too

Still twitter doesn't lie

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Postby darkvoid » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:17 pm

Fucking hell, has he cut his hair? Shit no he might lose all of his powe.... his ability to......well, he might be a bit colder in this weather.

What do we reckon though chaps. Play him up front with Gerrard if he can stay fit? Could work.
nope wont work
need a new striker, stick him in the reserves untill he can learn to finish from 2 yards

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:22 pm

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:44 pm

Right thank fuck for that he has cut off that fucking stupid barnet.

So in the same way Lucas developed into a better player after cutting his hair the same thing will happen for Big Andy. The hair was holding him back, he will have a much less wind resistance now and he looks harder as well.

We don't need another striker just yet, we bought AC9 to be our top boy and with Suarez out it's time to see if he has got the minerals. If he fails to produce then we buy during the summer. i think we have learned our lesson about paying over the odds during the Jan transfer window.

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Postby darkvoid » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:43 pm

Right thank fuck for that he has cut off that fucking stupid barnet.

So in the same way Lucas developed into a better player after cutting his hair the same thing will happen for Big Andy. The hair was holding him back, he will have a much less wind resistance now and he looks harder as well.

We don't need another striker just yet, we bought AC9 to be our top boy and with Suarez out it's time to see if he has got the minerals. If he fails to produce then we buy during the summer. i think we have learned our lesson about paying over the odds during the Jan transfer window.
tbh i do go with plinkett's take on the whole carroll-torres transfer. I just cant see any other reasoning behind spending that kinda money on a unproven player

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Postby darkvoid » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:44 am

ok guys how did you think big andy played tonight

personally i think he did ok
had a tankless job tonight and was left far to isolated for him to do anything but he did track back
overall it wasnt anything spectacular but at least he showed some effort. his control was bad at times again but generally i dont think there was much he could have done better

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Postby spy » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:48 am

Really? Like managing to stay on his feet while chasing balls, he always looks like he is going to stumble over. 2nd half he had to be more defensive, i.e. get in the way and he did that well. Maybe with some games he'll pick up. What has happened to his aggression? He was a bully before and powerful. He looks like a pussy at the moment...
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Postby Bren » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:48 am

Yeah thoight he played alright... touch can be shocking at times..

But as for tonight he did well on his own and couldnt do much more

Should of scored in the first half tho :spaz:

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Postby Lorenzo » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:58 am

Solid job defensively (in the city half) :icon_rolleyes:

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Postby darkvoid » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:02 am

im tryin to be positive about him :nodding: :nodding:

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Postby Lorenzo » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:06 am

im tryin to be positive about him :nodding: :nodding:
You should probably stick to admiring his long hair and how well he keeps it. Or maybe admire his strapping height and wonder how good of a sidekick he would make if he dressed up as a vampire :nodding:

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Postby Damie Karras » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:11 am

His ponytail creates an illusion tbf


As he trots around at snails pace his prancing ponytail bouncing side to side creates the illusion he's actually running :wave:

Long haired blokes :wave: :wave:

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Anyway yer dead right wit that bloke being a shit stirrer, only takes one or 2 people to pick up on his lies before it becomes an issue for lfc
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Postby darkvoid » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:22 am

so what are ye sayin guys?

big andy was shit tonight ?

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:26 am

He was average at best.

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Postby Damie Karras » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:26 am

No
when you play 6 at the back it's hard to service your sticker
Carroll played his role well but you can't expect goals in a game/set up like that

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Postby darkvoid » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:33 am

yeah thats what i was origionally saying
He was average at best.
which is a marked improvement for him

he still has kept up his record of falling over the ball at least once a game :icon_rolleyes: :icon_rolleyes:
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Postby legitimate first » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:42 am

He showed some interest and effort, which is what surprised me most in a positive way.
We should all know by now he cant play football to save his life but at least he tried today and I'm well pleased with that.

Less pleased with the way we set about getting a result but we did so theres nowt to complain about.
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Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:41 pm

This thread is an abortion :toppa:


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