The weekend scores thread(Football Thread)

[VAN HALEN]

That stat is mental. Wankers

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Worried if Everton get a decent keeper, Brighton we're shite but Everton are looking good.

How Pickford is England's #1 I'll never know.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Surely Henderson should get a look in now. Pickford is dog shit.

[Roly]

Manu

[Roly]

1-4

That the 33 year old panic buy is wondering why he's joining them.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

So good.

The panic buy plays for Spurs though no?

[Roly]

42 mins

Post update

Manchester United 1-4 Tottenham




Love the BBC comment section

There's a lot I can say about this Manchester United display but the fact Serge Aurier is being made to look like peak Cafu is probably the most damning.

[VAN HALEN]

They're so fucking shit. It's not even a discussion, there's no alternative point of view. They are utter dogshit.

[Roly]

5 fucking 1 at home

[VAN HALEN]

By a fucking Jose Mourinho team

[Roly]

I want more but I dont want ole get sacked

[Roly]

Posted at 17:4617:46

Post update

Manchester United have made six tackles today. SIX.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

They've even brought on Deli Alli

[VAN HALEN]

6-1 slapping at home. Gotta be it for ole.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I'm out of jizz at this point.

[VAN HALEN]

Evra is fuming

[Roly]

What a stupid cunt.

Robbie Savage

Ex-Wales midfielder on BBC Radio 5 Live

I thought at the start of the season if you finished above Manchester United you'd win the league, I honestly thought that because their transfer policy should be able to get four players in, especially with being in the Champions League, but that isn't going to happen now.

On the basis of today, and how teams have started the season, United will struggle to get in the top four.

[VAN HALEN]

Think about the Utd fans though. All those years of acting like cunts, and now not only are their own team utter dirge, Liverpool and City are the two to beat. Its.. delicious

[Roly]

"It's not the worst day in Manchester United's history" is Ole Gunnar Solskajer's opening line to MOTD.

I mean, that's one way of looking at it...

[VAN HALEN]

Never mind Liverpool vs Everton or Celtic vs Rangers - the ultimate grudge match is today.

Mk Dons vs Gillolololololingham