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lightening freaks the shit out of me at the best of times. When smoking I’m cowering under the table with the dog

Yeah so I have a day off tomorrow so thought I'd crack a beer. I haven't been drinking as much lately as I drink the non alcoholic ones on work nights and have a smoke instead.

So the point is I'm feeling it already on my first drink

Chin chin you mothers.

I take if you've pissed yourself at this point.

Nah. Just ate some pizza and now about to crack a lovely Punk IPA. You got a Brewdog bar in your town Dave?

No. I've been in the one in Camden. I thought that was the only one. A few of the pubs round here have some of their drinks. Not many though.

Can’t resist a swift few tonight. Just realized I’m off for most of August. Work until Friday , then bank holiday Monday. Tuesday- Thursday off to Scotland as the boss is bringing us on a team building piss up. Friday work . Then off until the 28th for the family holiday. Although...
Already feeling the fear of that night before coming back

It's always worse than it actually is.

Thank fuck that weeks over

Bank holiday weekend too so

thought it had all fallen through as no one had said anything, but as I was about to leave tonight I was told we're all still going round the pub to watch the opening game tonight. I really can't be fucked now, but I'll have a couple of cans and get myself in the mood

Now officially off for best part of 3 weeks. My liver ain’t gonna thank me for this

It's Friday. I've had the day off.... and I've not touched a drop

Went round the gym for the first time in ages instead, and bought a takeaway curry, and now the whole gaff stinks of it.

About to have a cup of tea at 10pm

Put some whisky in the tea ffs it’s a hipster thing you know

Done everything I need to do today. So tempted to pop out for some cans, but I'll be half cut for the match.

I feel fucking knackered after that gym visit yesterday.

Went to a gig last night and had my first booze in about a week and I'm fucking suffering today

Cans purchased.

Going to put a film on before the match.

I can’t wait to not drink . Ie tomorrow.

Somehow I've agreed to go and see Rich Hall live tonight with my dad. I bought him tickets to see another comedian for Christmas and he moaned like fuck about it. Getting my own back though as he thought I was giving him a lift down there, but I'm drinking Stella in the pub up the road first instead.

Ah, the complaining. You didn’t lick it off the road after all.

Explain?