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P.s it's 15 cans for £9 for draft Guinness in Morrisons at the moment, English St. Patricks day must not be far away.

Have a few drinks before you go round the shops and report back with what you've bought.

Fuck cooking for yourself on a Sunday

What are we on tonight then faggits?

For me it's a tried and tested all time classic, the scotch I have drunk more than any other

I can't imagine enjoying that.

Try it, if it's too strong add a few drops of mineral water. It's an absolute stone cold classic.

Is it a bank holiday in the uk?

I've had a skin full of vodka tonight

Nah, next bank holiday is end of August here.

Fucked my foot up, so I'm not really going to move much this weekend, which means drink.

What did you do to your foot?

I don't know. I was working in the warehouse at work for three days, which means you spend all day on your feet, and one of my heels started hurting, Nothing too bad, but over night it got terrible and now I'm limping everywhere. I spent £115 on a pair of Nike Air yesterday just to make things more comfortable. I'm meant to be in the warehouse all next week as well, but I don't think it's going to clear up in time. Meant to be out with my brother today, but I didn't bother as I knew what it would be like.

Gout?

Sounds like it

It bloody well isn't. A bloke at work suffers with it actually. Not sure you get it in your heel.

Is that how much trainers are theses days?

No. But I wanted a good pair. I loved my last ones, but they don't make them any more. I've walked 16 miles in them without a hint of a blister.

Foots still fucked.

Suns out.

Drink.

Buuuuuuuump

The old Friday Night Tavern, is it.

Wow, this used to be a regular.

Had the day off as I fucking deserved it. Met up with one of my old mates who's wife has just dumped him after 20 years.

Walked around 15 miles, then hit the pub.

Now back home for the tavern

The Tavern.

I love the way I remembered this shit on the first day of my sobriety

We used to check in every Friday!!

I had utterly forgotten about it.