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Re: The Good Friday night Tavern. Fuck staying sober ★★★★★

Postby spy » Sun Nov 08, 2015 7:41 am

Apparently he's from Gillingham

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Re: The Good Friday night Tavern. Fuck staying sober ★★★★★

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:00 am

No chance mate. We burn them around here along with the immigrants.

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Re: The Good Friday night Tavern. Fuck staying sober ★★★★★

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:18 pm

Went to a charity football match last night for a bloke I used to work with who's brother drown last month. Needless to say I honoured his memory by getting plastered and running for a cab around midnight I slipped and headbutted a tree. Nice big cut on my forehead this morning.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:22 pm

Beaten up by a tree ffs :neutralol:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:28 pm

You should see the tree :icon_mad:

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Re: The Good Friday night Tavern. Fuck staying sober ★★★★★

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:31 pm

So you have got a gash on your head?

First time for everything I suppose

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:34 pm

LOL. Makes a change from your mums cavernous bag.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:06 pm

Looks like I've been in some right aggro.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:08 pm

Fail

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:13 pm

Oof

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Re: The Good Friday night Tavern. Fuck staying sober ★★★★★

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:08 am

Some little fucking scrotes have torn shit off my bike because why not loldedfunny I was shitting myself because I thought I'd need a whole new loom for the bike (basically re-wiring the whole bike) but my dad has managed to solder some wires and along with two new parts it has just started up again




Why am I posting it in here? because I've not had a drink for a while (two days ago) and this has cheered me right up so I'm getting smashed tonight :fridaynighttavern:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:14 am

I'm about to crack one open myself.

What did they do? Just rip bits off or did they try and nick it?

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Re: The Good Friday night Tavern. Fuck staying sober ★★★★★

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:24 am

Well it was chained to a lampost and they didn't even attempt at getting through the chain. Also the wires they have pulled out of the central unit weren't the ignition wires so it looks like they just wanted to fuck the bike up for no reason.

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:56 am

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In there with all the herpes and that :icon_lol: :icon_lol:


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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:01 am

Why were you looking at pictures of herpes?

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:32 am

Scurvy

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Nov 22, 2015 4:17 am

You've got scurvy?

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:06 am

:dabe:

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