The ALL STAR Tavern. Featuring ALTS of each other

[Damie Karras]

^^^^^
That post confuses me

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Well, it shouldn't.

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Oh come on chaps.I've posted facebook tits and stuff.Where are you?

[VAN HALEN]

Fading now

Might have to got to my beddage, been up since 4am

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I have been drinking water all night, well pissed

Got so bored I have just finished moving everything in my room around

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I've only just got dressed.Drinking on an empty gut is not advised.

Going up the high street now for a Subway and some lottery tickets.

Spurs are all over City at the moment by the way.

[Damie Karras]

I'm in ribbons tbf

the old woman I was working for added a load of shit to the job and I'm only just home, should've been home at midday
still €420 for the day aint too shabby

the only thing is I need a good 2hrs kip, but I've got those fancy dress things to go to so its more drinking

I have a tux for the james bond party and a 118 118 costume for the other thing

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I reckon yo're going to be sick all over that tux.

That Subway I had earlier sorted me out a bit.I'm going to attempt to drive the car in a bit.

[Damie Karras]

Never puke tbf
But I might wipe my arse with the shirt and leave it in my mates laundry basket

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Like the title change

Can't drink next week though as I'm going to be working all weekend.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

8 cans of Grolsch

[VAN HALEN]

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[Damie Karras]

A bunch of cunts

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Can't drink next week though as I'm going to be working all weekend.

What a load of old bollocks

[Damie Karras]

[VAN HALEN]

You knew it would be tbf

I'm off to the pub in a bit. Weird week. Last day of our office tomorrow, proper end of an era shit. I've known some of them for 16 years. Said goodbye to loads of peeps today, looking forward to medicating myself a tad.

[Damie Karras]

You're gonna fuck that rhona chick tonight aren't you?

[VAN HALEN]

Nah she fucked off to Watford to work. The further away from me the better. Horrible slag. I bumped into her in Morrisons a few weeks back. She went to speak to me, I just cut her short with 'Fuck off you horrible twat' and carried on walking

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

A gentleman to the very end

[VAN HALEN]

Ordinarily I wouldn't stoop so low but she is such a horribly rancorous cunt-pustule

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

You've all fucked off and left me drinking on my own you shithouses