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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:54 am

For the first time in ages.

NOT ME!!!!!! :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:14 am

pffft!


I won't be having much, have to work tomorrow and have an hours drive to get there

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:17 am

I came very close to it, but I've been working in the warehouse all day and I couldn't be bothered to walk up the shops.

I was given some Radox last week though for helping someone out, so I might have a lovely bath with some essential oils in it soon :icon_smug:

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Darth Raiden » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:20 am

gonna be sober this friday, as i have to get up early 2morrow

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:17 am

Im in 2 minds about tonight
Haven't had any drink since last Saturday and I feel alot better for it plus I have a bit of work tomorrow

I was all set to stay sober and watch rocky 3 because herself was going out
Now she is staying in and I'll have to watch big cunter
So now I'm thinking I'll get rat arsed

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:26 am

I'll be getting rat-arsed, long week and no work tomorrow and saving money.

Planning to watch both footy matches tomorrow and drink, and got a BBQ sunday which will be my only going out sesh of the weekend.

already done a pint of Mongbow on an empty stomach, switching to red wine soon, I keep an excellent cellar (well, wine rack on top of my fridge) don't you know :shant:

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:30 am

I'm fucking in.Really wasn't going to, but a long day at work and nothing to do tomorrow have made me very thirsty.Not eaten since one either.

One of my mates ex girlfriends contacted me on facebook as well last night.Not seen her in years, and we never got on that well as she was a stupid cunt, but she was a bit chunky and had massive tits, so I might get drunk and ask for a picture.
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:32 am

This is a recipe for a great night of forumming. Josh get on the ribena :nodding:

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:36 am

Yeah.I don't really know whatv to do with myself tonight.I was going to spend it on the PS3 or XBOX as I've been doing that a lot the last couple of weeks and quite enjoying it, but a night on the forum pub and tomorrow feeling sorry for myself should sort me out.
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:37 am

Do all of that :icon_thumbsup:

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:51 am

Christ.I'm just going through all my old friends on facebooks friends list trying to find some old poontang that might remember.

Everyone is married with kids while I'm sitting here drinking myself seedless.

I think I've got more to boast about tbf.
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:01 am

You're on one tonight aren't you

The internet got me lots of sex with an ex once. Through Friends reunited.

She's now a model and was bass player for Goldfrapp :cno:

So in short, just try some slags, whats the worst that could happen? Sitting in watching lollyoaks and drinking ciiiiiderrrr?

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:05 am

It's strange, but was driving to work this morning and I was wondering if you still watch Hollyoaks for some reason.

That first can has gone straight to my head.I'd best knock facebook off or regret will be the key word in the morning :icon_uhoh:
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:05 am

I'm fucking in.Really wasn't going to, but a long day at work and nothing to do tomorrow have made me very thirsty.Not eaten since one either.

One of my mates ex girlfriends contacted me on facebook as well last night.Not seen her in years, and we never got on that well as she was a stupid cunt, but she was a bit chunky and had massive tits, so I might get drunk and ask for a picture.

Do like 'em chunky then? Or is big tits your thing?

Me, I like 'em all :icon_thumbsup:

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:07 am

Here have a look at this bike.She lived two doors up from me for years as a kid, and I wanted to bone her for ages, just cos she was really slutty.

Sluts :poundit:

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I'm fucking in.Really wasn't going to, but a long day at work and nothing to do tomorrow have made me very thirsty.Not eaten since one either.

One of my mates ex girlfriends contacted me on facebook as well last night.Not seen her in years, and we never got on that well as she was a stupid cunt, but she was a bit chunky and had massive tits, so I might get drunk and ask for a picture.

Do like 'em chunky then? Or is big tits your thing?

Me, I like 'em all :icon_thumbsup:
It's the big boobies with me.Lovely big ones.

Ooooooooooooooooooooo :poundit:
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:11 am

I don't really watch Lollyoaks as such, but I put it on in the background at this time of evening as there's a chance of some fanjita plus Spencer makes me do lols. 'Wallen! Wallen!'

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:23 am

Yep that Bonnie Tyler look a like would get it

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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:24 am

they'd all get it, lets be honest.

Is that you in that Hello thread Dub?
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:30 am

No, I just google images Mandingo and that was the only pic that didn't have a massive black cock in it :neutralol:
Ok yous have twisted my arm I'm off out for vodka
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RE: The gentlemen who drink on Fridays thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:42 am

There's no black man in the picture you posted though :icon_uhoh:
He's taking ages to come back with that vodka.

You don't think...he couldn't have been vanished like Roly and Bobbit could he :sno:
Oh, no he's back again.This won't show up as a new post though, so it might not get read :wave:
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