The ALL STAR Tavern. Featuring ALTS of each other

[Bren]

You's are messing bastards

[Lap]

Believe me i have tried many times but alas i only have normal moderator status which entitles me to fuck all messin.

[darkvoid]

I was me actually. Wouldn't normally do it.

hmmmmmm


















when you least expect it

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Believe me i have tried many times but alas i only have normal moderator status which entitles me to fuck all messin.

Sorry mate you were supposed to be a super mod, changed it now.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Great, now he's going to put all our real names on the profiles.

He's known for that

[darkvoid]

Believe me i have tried many times but alas i only have normal moderator status which entitles me to fuck all messin.

Sorry mate you were supposed to be a super mod, changed it now.

just hope he can handle the power. i've noticed how its gone to a few peoples heads on here

[Lap]

Great, now he's going to put all our real names on the profiles.

He's known for that

No need to worry, as a forum junior i hearby swear to uphold and respect the anomynity and integrity of all forum elders forthwith.

Well all apart from darkvoid

[darkvoid]

Great, now he's going to put all our real names on the profiles.

He's known for that

No need to worry, as a forum junior i hearby swear to uphold and respect the anomynity and integrity of all forum elders forthwith.

Well all apart from darkvoid

remember now lapland

with great power comes great responsibility



















on the other hand if you fuck with me i`ll have ya

[VAN HALEN]

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I love that picture. There is a slightly different one where she is walking up to the bloke in the middle and he's still got his hands in his pockets like he has there.

Fuck off your madj

[Lap]

Im thirsty.

[VAN HALEN]

So am I, the extent of my drinking will be one can of lager though

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I'm going to a shit works do tonight. Bowling then something to eat.

It will be like going out for a piss up with the Amish community. Apart from one who's an ex squaddie, and is hell bent on getting his tackle out.

Free drink though, so I'm going.

[VAN HALEN]

Im going to read between the lines of your post:

ex squaddie, bent, getting his tackle out.

so I'm going.

You dirty dirty bastard.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

[Damie Karras]

I'm in too

Missus is out tonight and I don't have to be up early tomorrow for football so I'm going to get hammered

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I love the way you know you have to get up early, so you see it as an oppertunity to get really pissed.

I'm the opposite. I clear the decks if I know I'm going to get pissed, so this weekend I've got fuck all planned as it's a free bar tonight, so I'm going to puke on someone's tits at the very least.

And look at some willy's.

[VAN HALEN]

I don't think I'm going to go out this weekend. I want to not spend much and also I'm yearning so hard for this cute blonde chick at work I think I'd become rapetastic after a couple of pints.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Really? In my experience, the best thing to do would be to have a few drinks. Say ten, twelve, and then find her on facebook and send a lovely message.

I'm still waiting for the reply

[VAN HALEN]

Haha. Don't know if shes on Facebook. Don't even know her name yet actually. I think she's Polish. I only managed to break the ice today, now I gotta wait till Tuesday for the next step. According to a female mate she was checking me out loads and was looking moody when I was talking to said female mate.

Anyway, I wish to squire her.