The ALL STAR Tavern. Featuring ALTS of each other

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Postby Bill Kilgore » Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:15 pm

I'm off to the pub later so waiting til then. Definite need a break soon.

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Postby Oh Dear » Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:37 pm

Booze then

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Postby Damie Karras » Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:19 pm

I’ve been on it since last Friday, it’s effecting my sleep now

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Postby Bill Kilgore » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:30 pm

Lad.

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Postby Oh Dear » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:03 pm

He really was.

I was in the pub with my brother last night, and he told me he used to work with a fat cunt that would take a case of 24 lagers to something like a cricket match. Drink them all himself, and then go to the bar later. How do you not drown?

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Postby Bill Kilgore » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:09 pm

How does the liver not explode? Mine is grumbling at me and I only had 3 cans last night.

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Postby Oh Dear » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:19 pm

Well he hasn't seen him in a while.

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Postby Damie Karras » Wed Feb 12, 2020 4:59 am

I’ve a mate like that
Absolutely hammers the pints every night, he’d well do 12-15 pints and a couple of whiskeys, goes home and drinks more
I don’t know how he affords it

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Postby Lap » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:04 am

Just back from 2 days on the piss in Guildford. Happy to report there was no problem with my Northern Irish accent when out socialising ..great town tbf

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Postby Oh Dear » Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:03 am

Drinking tonight.

Taking my dad on a brewry tour for his birthday tomorrow.

On the piss Sunday.

Got Monday off :icon_smug:

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Postby Bill Kilgore » Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:36 am

Which brewery?

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Postby Oh Dear » Sat Feb 15, 2020 5:59 am

Shepard Neame.

Or Shit and Scream as they're known round here. Not that great tbh.

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Postby Bill Kilgore » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:10 am

Enjoy.

Got a few beers in tonight. Valentines got fucking skipped so having a little sesh instead :kloppodance:

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Postby Oh Dear » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:52 pm

Two pints deep before the tour starts. I'm going to be busting for a piss.

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Postby Oh Dear » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:53 pm

Third pints now

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Postby Bill Kilgore » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:34 am

Keep us upd8ted cuntface.

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Postby Oh Dear » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:41 am

In the pub now. Could watch the football in here, but no sound, the cunts. Cannot stop pissing.

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Postby Oh Dear » Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:56 am

I may have mentioned this before, but in a few minutes, I'm going to see Jack Dee live. He's really good actually.

I bought my dad two tickets to see him for Christmas. He's got no one else to go with.

So he's given me the option to pay for tonights ticket or I can have it for my birthday next week.

He doesn't know why I get angry at him.

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Postby Oh Dear » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:52 pm

May have overdoe the last couplemof weeks. My heart rate is currently 117.


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