The ALL STAR Tavern. Featuring ALTS of each other

[Bill Kilgore]

Nah we have one in MK

[Bill Kilgore]

In London for a thing at the Albert Hall. They're showing Bladerunner with an orchestra playing along the soundtrack. Should be dece.

[Oh Dear]

You're not watching a film drinking are you?

Bad idea.

[Bill Kilgore]

A few pints down yeah. Not getting trousered though.

[Oh Dear]

Still a bad idea if you're going to watch a film.

[Bill Kilgore]

Drank a bottle of wine in there. Out of a plastic pint glass. £26. Wine wasn't even all that. Classy.

[Bill Kilgore]

Fucking film and orchestra were amazing though.

[Oh Dear]

Wasn't going to drink tonight, but everyone at work is being a lazy selfish cunt again, so I can't wait ti get home and unwind in front of some comedy I've recorded.

[Damie Karras]

Xmas party tonight

Mightn’t have a job Monday

[Oh Dear]

Report back in the morning.

[Lap]

Xmas party tonight

Mightn’t have a job Monday

Really ? That’s the earliest I’ve ever heard of

[Damie Karras]

Yeah cheap cunts

[Lap]

Where

[Lap]

Might head in

[Damie Karras]

Searson’s baggot street

4 of us kept back as every one made a move
“Thanks guys, ye’s are running the company” pay me as such then you cunts

Couple of the old boys went to a gentleman’s club... turned out to be a porn cinema good luck living that down on Monday

[Oh Dear]

On of the worst ones I heard was one of the blokes wives went on her Christmas do and they're a group of teachers. They cmeout of the pub they'd been in and they could see a group of blokes cheering in a shop do way.

One of the women she was with with giving a complete stranger a blow job.

Imagine the fear the next day.

[Lap]

My worst was at my first Crimbo do at the first decent job I got after uni . Utterly slaughtered on the free booze to the point I couldn’t even order a taxi to my gaffe 2 miles away . So got hotel reception to contact my bosses boss , our sales director to ask if I could stay in the Hilton where the gig was at. It was 5am. They needed his credit card details as I’d lost mine. Apparently I watched every porno available on the PPV tv .£10.95 each.

[Oh Dear]

Fucking hell

After this weekend, I'm having an early night tonight.