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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:51 am

I shall be 100% munted tonight. Standard tbf

Been hitting the Passion Pop :icon_uhoh: pretty hard the last few week (lord forgive me for i have sinned) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passion_Pop

Mates leaving do tonight, another cunt bites the dust :icon_sad: anyways he mentioned getting the Vodka in. it will end tears, probably mine

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:54 am

Passion pop sounds mint tbf

Thats what I do after ten seconds of watching Czech porn

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Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:01 am

I shall be 100% munted tonight. Standard tbf

Been hitting the Passion Pop :icon_uhoh: pretty hard the last few week (lord forgive me for i have sinned) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passion_Pop

Mates leaving do tonight, another cunt bites the dust :icon_sad: anyways he mentioned getting the Vodka in. it will end tears, probably mine
As long as it's a cry wank all is good my friend :icon_thumbsup:

How is the Sheila count going by the way?

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:10 am

I cary wank was what i was hoping for to be honest. This new club we go to is BIG man and its more difficult to snake there than our old haunt which we discussed last when us lads went out there somebody always pulled without fail. So that just means the stakes are up, had a quick tounge of that Asian bird then that was that school disco style silliness. I think the agenda is just grab them if they are giving you the eye. Some of the clunge in this place, shit the fucking bed, top top totty.

Shagged a plumper last week haha. Anyways my count is a round 5 now. It should be more but a combination of brewers droop and other unforeseen circumstances conspiring against me. Some of those have been almost 'girlfriends' like spend a bit of time with them. Many many 'pulls' though standard smooches, handjobs etc plenty of birds have sucked on my wanger

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:16 am

Sounds grade A tbf :icon_lol: :icon_thumbsup:

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Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:19 am

I read plumper as plumber and was all like :icon_uhoh:
A gee is a gee is my moto, the fatter the better coz they give it sox coz they don't know when their next twix will be :icon_thumbsup:

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:45 pm

Unplanned nights out are often the best ay :icon_thumbsup:

Mates birthday. After the $5 Jager bombs things got messy :cno: prior to this i was full aware of how cringe worthy drunk people are around sober people e.g my mate chatting shit to randoms, basically girls with boyfriends then their boyfriends come back from the toilet :icon_uhoh: all shits and giggles though. Once i was munted i was all about making a cunt of myself as well :toppa:

Birthday boy was too fucked to get in the club so he had to 'cool off' for half hour (more like 15 mins) anyways im all like yeah lets go get you some water and that thinking im billy big balls. then i proceed to fully immerse my right foot in this water fetaure thing i was hopping across :uhyes: :wave: had to take that sock off. right wet it was. had to dance extra hard to dry that bad boy out :icon_lol: picked this girl up literally on the dancefloor :icon_thumbsup:

I feel amazing today
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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:14 pm

I'm still feeling shit after getting drunk alone in front of the football the other night.

Socks stayed dry though.
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Postby darkvoid » Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:16 pm

jesus ye gays make me remember why i gave up the booze in the first place

for some reason drunk me use to attract birds everwhere i went and it would drive the girlfriend mental. :cno:
sober me would sit in the corner and i would go unnoticed. :icon_thumbdown: weird that

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:35 am

BLOODY RIIIIGHT


Been a good boy of late, got a proper thirst on and lots of lovely beer and wine. I'm getting started.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:47 am

I'm feeling shit and I might pop out for a walk in a minute.Only spent about ten minutes outside today due to my hangover.

Won't be drinking tonight.

Unless I walk past the offy.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:56 am

I've got my fiend head on tonight. Did some overtime, was up at 4.20. That makes it alright for me to get trousered.

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Postby Damie Karras » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:10 am

I need a sleep before I decide what's ahead of me tonight

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:45 am

I walked past the offy.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:56 am

What did you get?

Also, what game is the late kickoff? I can't look because I have flies in my eyes.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:59 am

Stella.Always Stella. I meant to buy some Crabbies as well, but I'm sure I'll pop back up there later.

I'm sorting out all my photo's now. I got about 450 of the fuckers to put away, and they don't seem in order.
Oh, and I don't think there is another Prem match on today, I think it's Championship teams.
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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:55 am

That's it. I am now officially a ridiculous drunk. This is good and bad in equal measure. Hmm mostly bad tbf tbh
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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:55 pm

Im getting drunk tonight because i don't know any better and been feelin proper rapey checking out the chicks today. Best get pissed so i can snake some average looking skank :icon_thumbsup:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:02 pm

Average looking eh?

I don't normally aim so high on my nights out.

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:09 pm

Average at best.

I have been bashing the granny out of some Finnish bird of late but she is working at the Sexpo in Sydney uhoh

Bring on the booze....and being refused entry to places a common theme of late. Shucks.


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