Twilight get's you laid good style
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Twilight get's you laid good style
Okay I have nver been interested in this film or indeed the franchise, to me it was a girly movie with Vampires in it.
But the wife saw Twilight and the 2nd one going cheap in asda Yesterday (got them both for about 13 quid).
We due to the game being cancelled I said she could watch twilight. I won't lie I bloody enjoyed it to be fair, it's a goth fantasy film to be honest. So she said she was going to watch the 2nd one after it (so i agreed if she order me a donner kebhab), so we watched the 2nd one as i tucked away and must admit enjoyed the 2nd film just as much.
Well all I can say when I got to bed she literally attacked me and ravished me like she hadn't done in years.
So i say thank you twilight your not just a girl goth vampire flick, you are a female hormonal explosion in film form.
Might watch it again tonight.
But the wife saw Twilight and the 2nd one going cheap in asda Yesterday (got them both for about 13 quid).
We due to the game being cancelled I said she could watch twilight. I won't lie I bloody enjoyed it to be fair, it's a goth fantasy film to be honest. So she said she was going to watch the 2nd one after it (so i agreed if she order me a donner kebhab), so we watched the 2nd one as i tucked away and must admit enjoyed the 2nd film just as much.
Well all I can say when I got to bed she literally attacked me and ravished me like she hadn't done in years.
So i say thank you twilight your not just a girl goth vampire flick, you are a female hormonal explosion in film form.
Might watch it again tonight.
RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
Fair play
Can't say I'm going to be watching them any time soon, I'd rather read the books if I was going to dabble.
I watched Wolfman last night. It was ok, some good moments but it lost its way and by the final third I couldn't wait for it to end.
I didn't get any sex, not even self love.
Can't say I'm going to be watching them any time soon, I'd rather read the books if I was going to dabble.
I watched Wolfman last night. It was ok, some good moments but it lost its way and by the final third I couldn't wait for it to end.
I didn't get any sex, not even self love.
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RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have all the books and the first 2 films on Blu-ray.
Goth girls hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Goth girls hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
its dawsons creek but with vampires
shite utter shite
shite utter shite
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RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
then again, they aint real vampires, since when did vampires glitter in sunlight
RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
the guy is a Pedophilic ffsthen again, they aint real vampires, since when did vampires glitter in sunlight
he`s like 107 or something and is chasing school girls
RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so...
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RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so...
Finger or dick?
RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
Both.That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so...
Finger or dick?
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RE: Twilight get's you laid good style
one in the stinkBoth.That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so...
Finger or dick?
one in the pink
good man
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