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Twilight get's you laid good style

Postby Senior Rafa » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:05 pm

Okay I have nver been interested in this film or indeed the franchise, to me it was a girly movie with Vampires in it.
But the wife saw Twilight and the 2nd one going cheap in asda Yesterday (got them both for about 13 quid).
We due to the game being cancelled I said she could watch twilight. I won't lie I bloody enjoyed it to be fair, it's a goth fantasy film to be honest. So she said she was going to watch the 2nd one after it (so i agreed if she order me a donner kebhab), so we watched the 2nd one as i tucked away and must admit enjoyed the 2nd film just as much.
Well all I can say when I got to bed she literally attacked me and ravished me like she hadn't done in years.

So i say thank you twilight your not just a girl goth vampire flick, you are a female hormonal explosion in film form.

Might watch it again tonight. :giggidy: :giggidy: :giggidy: :giggidy: :giggidy:

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Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:16 pm

:icon_lol: Fair play

Can't say I'm going to be watching them any time soon, I'd rather read the books if I was going to dabble.

I watched Wolfman last night. It was ok, some good moments but it lost its way and by the final third I couldn't wait for it to end.

I didn't get any sex, not even self love.

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Postby Darth Raiden » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:52 pm

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have all the books and the first 2 films on Blu-ray.

Goth girls hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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RE: Twilight get's you laid good style

Postby darkvoid » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:49 am

its dawsons creek but with vampires

shite utter shite

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Postby Darth Raiden » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:52 am

then again, they aint real vampires, since when did vampires glitter in sunlight

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Postby darkvoid » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:58 am

then again, they aint real vampires, since when did vampires glitter in sunlight
the guy is a Pedophilic ffs
he`s like 107 or something and is chasing school girls :shakey: :shakey: :shakey: :shakey:

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Postby mcfly » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:05 am

That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so... :giggidy:

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Postby Damie Karras » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:46 am

That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so... :giggidy:

Finger or dick?

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Postby mcfly » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:06 am

That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so... :giggidy:

Finger or dick?
Both.

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Postby Damie Karras » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:10 am

That girl I'm seeing is watching the new one tonight. I fanny stabbed her last night. coincidence? I don't think so... :giggidy:

Finger or dick?
Both.
one in the stink :icon_thumbsup:

one in the pink :icon_thumbsup:

good man :adore:

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Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:19 am

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