Covid

[Lap]

I don’t have it as far as I know, I feel fine.

The app says the encounter happened this past Wednesday, when i went to work and stopped at Tesco on the way home. So I guess I’m a couch potato for the next week.

Day 5 after meeting the source is apparently when you are most likely to display symptoms. I’m still gobsmacked I shared a car for 3 hours with an infected person and didn’t get it. It’s very random.

[Lap]

A lot of noise that football is gonna be wound up very soon

[Oh Dear]

Surely not the PL?

All the others wouldn't surprise me. In saying that it'll be hard to finish the league if teams keep going down with it.

[Lap]

Yup the PL apparently. A lad on my UK Team is mates with Darren Fletcher, apparently that’s what they’ve been told

[Oh Dear]

It'll be shit as there's not a lot else to do apart from watch it at the moment. I still can't believe they let the internationals go ahead though all of this though.

[Bill Kilgore]

Another group of people at work been told to isolate and another couple tested positive. It was only a matter of time before it got to us I guess but now it’s here it’s causing havoc. Genuinely feel sorry for people trying to keep the place going as best they can.

Customers getting tetchy now as well. Of course people have a right to want the stuff they’ve ordered. But they seem to think we can do miracles. I guess you’ll just have to wait a few extra days for that phone case/keyring/washing up bowl you ordered for 50p from China *shrug*

[Damie Karras]

Wife up all night coughing, she's going for a test today hopefully
I've not gone into work

[Bill Kilgore]

Good luck. How long between getting the test and results?

[Oh Dear]

I think my mum got tested and got the results the next day. I thought I'd read it was quicker than that actually. I done the home test. Sent it Thursday and had the results Saturday night.

[Bill Kilgore]

How do you get a home test? I take it you have to be showing symptoms.

[Oh Dear]

I don't think so no. I wasn't really at the time, so I think I said yes just to get the test. Turned up the next morning.

[Roly]

Ive had two test for my lad.they come from Scotland.The first test took about 5 days come back,where as the second was two days.

[Bill Kilgore]

Just watching the latest briefing. I’m not going to lie....

Priti Patel

[Roly]

Says gorillas at a zoo in America have it.

[Oh Dear]

Just watching the latest briefing. I’m not going to lie....

Priti Patel

Have a fucking word with yourself

[Bill Kilgore]

Just watching the latest briefing. I’m not going to lie....

Priti Patel

Have a fucking word with yourself

That’s the point. I wish to degrade her

[Oh Dear]

She degrades herself with every press conference.

You've deffo got the virus if you fancy her.

[Bill Kilgore]

I don’t fancy her. I just think she’d be a good shag.

[Damie Karras]

Wife is positive

[Oh Dear]

How's she feeling?