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Happy Christmas lads!!!!!

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:41 pm

Currently laying in the bath (up periscope) hungover to fuck, but I don't care today. Got to walk three miles to my mums at some point, but I know she's got eight pint cans waiting for me when I get there.

Have a good day :salah-akbar:

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Re: Happy Christmas lads!!!!!

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:42 pm

Merry Christmas everyone :toppa:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:43 pm

Oh and so far I have nothing.

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Postby Roly » Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:50 pm

Merry crimbo everyone

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Re: Happy Christmas lads!!!!!

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:01 pm

She’s burnt the turkey :picardfacepalm:
It was in one of those magic bags and the bag melted onto the turkey and it’s fucked now :67s6qro:

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Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:10 pm

She’s burnt the turkey :picardfacepalm:
It was in one of those magic bags and the bag melted onto the turkey and it’s fucked now :67s6qro:
No chance I'd be throwing that away. Can you not just take the burn skin off?

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:10 pm

Merry Christmas :toppa:

I went round to see my nephews real early, they didn't know I was coming, the look on their faces was pure great memories.

Just db8ing when is a respectable time to crack a beer :ninja:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:13 pm

Merry Christmas :toppa:

I went round to see my nephews real early, they didn't know I was coming, the look on their faces was pure great memories.

Just db8ing when is a respectable time to crack a beer :ninja:
Yeah, I was round my brothers with his three kids Sunday and it felt really Chrismassy with them around. Shame I pick my neice up and smashed her head against the celing.

Might have a beer before I walk to my mums, but that means I'll need a piss at some point.

You can save that turkey surely Dub?

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:14 pm

She’s burnt the turkey :picardfacepalm:
It was in one of those magic bags and the bag melted onto the turkey and it’s fucked now :67s6qro:
No chance I'd be throwing that away. Can you not just take the burn skin off?
I left her to it otherwise I’d get blamed :neutralol:

I’d say some meat is salvageable, skin is the best bit though :wave:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:31 pm

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Postby Lap » Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:05 pm

Happy Christmas all
Very very happy kids here ( and we thought it looked like nothing)
Dub , how the heck do you melt a cook in bag?
Have a good day .

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:29 pm

I'm 3 x 6% beers in already accidentally, I better slow it down a bit. Gotta cook a dinner shortly :druggie:

Saying that I'm about to chief some OG kush

It's not a bad loife tbf tbs

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:30 pm

That racist turkey :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:18 am

Merry Pissedmas lads

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:19 am

I'm just about to have a row with mum now about strictly

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Postby Roly » Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:23 am

I'm just about to have a row with mum now about strictly
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Postby Damie Karras » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:19 am

What did we get then?

Pair of vapormax Nike’s
Btl of aftershave off Mrs, btl of aftershave off boy - both the same btl :Pogba:
Beard trimmer
Vodka

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Postby Lap » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:58 am

Similar tbf. Pair of nikes, couple of cook books, smellies and 80 € golf vouchers from various family members who moaned that i asked for that instead of the shit they usually buy me which is a fucking waste of money

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:30 pm

Fucking car won't start. Was meant to be going to my brothers, but now I've got to stay indoors drinking and watching football :wave:

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Re: Happy Christmas lads!!!!!

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:38 pm

Meeting up in the pub later. I feel fucked to be honest. I've been drinking for a week, so I'm knocking it on the head for the rest of the holidays after this.


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