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Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:11 am

My nephew was telling me about his school today.

There's a girl there that everyone hates. One of these reasons is that she told everyone she had cancer, and set up a fund that people gave money too. Mad.

She also sang a song this week at the end of the term. Smells Like Teen Spirit, and it was so shit, she ran off at the end in tears, but came back and said "Do you want to hear a joke? My life".

The school started up some Twitter feed for this end of year thing, and this ended up with all the other kids tweeting that she should kill herself. My nephew said that he couldn't believe that the school would start that feed for this reason. He also said that one of the teachers only has one arm, so someone set up a fake account and tweeted "I've got your arm in my shed and it's waving at me"

I was in fucking tears tbf.

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Re: Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:18 am

Brutal :icon_lol:

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Re: Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:22 am

So fucking brutal.

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Re: Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby Roly » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:28 am

Kids :icon_lol:

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Re: Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:55 am

Harsh on the kid tbf

When I was coaching football there was a bloke a bit simple but harmless all the same who’d set up the nets and stuff every weekend just to be involved. Everyone would take the piss of him for being simple.

Anyway my son and his mate set up a fake fb account, it’s still going, where he’d make posts about how the chairman was shagging the receptionist in the referees room. They photoshopped this lad (Ger) into pictures of wrestle mania and Conor mcgregor and stuff

Football club has reported it several times the joyless cunts

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Re: Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:03 am

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Re: Fucking funny stuff I heard today

Postby Lap » Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:31 am

Worrying is also a valid thought


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