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Works Xmas party

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:35 am

I’ve not been to one for year tbh, being self employed I never bothered. Then when I was working for a company I just didn’t go

We have one tomorrow night and I’m inclined to just make an excuse and not show up, but being the new guy I’d look like a cunt wouldn’t I?
Also I’d get to meet office staff I don’t usually deal with but really I should be getting to know them

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:11 am

Ours is in Maidstone. Like it is pretty much every fucking year as it's nice and easy for everyone to get to. Apart from guess who?

Really don't want to go, and half the company isn't. It'll be shite, and I'm tempted to drive.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:36 pm

I’m gonna text my boss at around 6 saying ‘my dads dog is passing blood I’ve to bring her to the vet’
It won’t be questioned

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Lap » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:11 pm

I have 2 , the last of which was last night . So fed up of drinking already

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:24 pm

Not words I ever expected to hear from you.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:00 pm

I've thrown in a sicky today so I don't have to go. Was going to go in, but I set my alarm too early last night for some reason and it went off at half five, so I fell back asleep until half seven. Got up fuming and then though, fuck it. Have the day off. You've worked your bollocks off this month, and it won't be busy, and I don't want to have to pick my car up from there tomorrow. Probably saved myself at least eight quid as well.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:34 pm

I got 2 bottles of expensive whiskey from the lads :neutralol:

€250 gift card off the boss despite only being there 8 weeks :icon_thumbsup:

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:07 pm

Tell me more about the whiskey.

Our do was last Saturday. I was going to go but didn't in the end. Sounds like it was ok but I don't regret not going. Couple of older blokes had a couple of double JDs bought for them at the end and Monday morning one had grazes all over his face and head and the other has two front teeth missing where they'd fallen over outside afterwards :picardfacepalm:

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:20 pm

Jameson Distillery Edition and a Oak Casket Paddy’s

I won’t touch either tbh
Still... got fuck all last year in Shetland and before that I’ve always been the one that buys the boss a bottle
Strange being on the receiving end

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:54 pm

Jamesons is ridiculously smooth and easy drinking, specially a distillery edition I'd imagine

Not had the other one. Handy to have around even if you don't touch it yourself.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:12 am

Tell me more about the whiskey.

Our do was last Saturday. I was going to go but didn't in the end. Sounds like it was ok but I don't regret not going. Couple of older blokes had a couple of double JDs bought for them at the end and Monday morning one had grazes all over his face and head and the other has two front teeth missing where they'd fallen over outside afterwards :picardfacepalm:
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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:35 pm

Christ being at work today is shite. Got loads to do and I'm sitting here wasting my time. Got a sixty mile round trip as well. Might knock that on the head.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:56 pm

Why are you working today?

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:34 pm

Cos the boss is a cunt.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Roly » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:27 pm

I should of been in today,luckily I've had super flu so been off.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:26 pm

Just home, finished now til a week Wednesday :AC9:

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 25, 2018 1:01 am

Just got in and finished the wrapping. Off till the second now, and I'm about to hit the sauce.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 25, 2018 1:46 am

Wont be long and I'll be opening something. Already half way down my first lovely Blue Dream of my week off though :rich:

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Roly » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:07 am

I'm back in the day after boxing day.

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Re: Works Xmas party

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:12 am

Anyone going out tonight? Years ago it used to be the best night of the year, but it's dead these days.


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