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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:45 am

Got a shitload of emails from the Strava app this morning telling me I'm king of the mountain for numerous routes around here.

Probably should have turned it off before I got in the car.
Just coming back to this, I was looking for something else in my deleted items, and didn't realise one of the Strava emails said this. Stupid fucking cleanshirt cunts.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:57 am

What the actual fuck :icon_uhoh:

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:02 am

Cycled to work and back for the first time this year. Done quite well all things considered.

The fucking amount of pasta I ate for lunch though :icon_eek:

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:28 am

Cycled to work three times last week, and it was fine. Quite pleased with myself,. and I lost five pounds. Probably put it all back on this weekend though.

I was getting right back into it, but the weather looks shite this week.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:47 am

Looking forward to the gyms opening again though I'll leave it a month or so as it will be busy as fuck.

I cycle in to work now and again when the weather's good but I walk about 10 miles a day for work so I'm not over concerned about the exercise aspect of cycling. Missing the nice weather already though.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:51 am

It was lovely last week. Didn't want to get home a couple of times. I was going to do a good 30 mile trip on Saturday, but I was hungover, so I couldn't be fucked.

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:13 am

Cycled to work the last two days. Was really fucked today, but I done alright on the way home.

Was going to do tomorrow and them some longer rides the weekend, but I decided to raise the bike seat, and the fucking clamp broke. I'm fuciing fuming. So fuming in fact, I got out the shower and bought some cans of lager.

Any of you cunts on Strava?

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Roly » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:29 pm

Went here on my bike last weekend. Brilliant it was.



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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:12 pm

That looks like hard work.

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Postby Roly » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:45 pm

Its brilliant mate.

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:49 am

Done a 27 mile bike ride today. Was all going really well actually. Until around 16 miles, when I started to get a really upset stomach. Had to walk the last mile or two as if I steained going uphill I would have shit myself.

Really ruined what would have been a great ride.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Aug 07, 2020 3:18 pm

Good effort despite the runny bottom.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Aug 07, 2020 3:55 pm

Well I made it home in time. It was agony though.

Might do it again today and hope it doesn't happen again. I was quite enjoying myself up until then.

Going to be really hot today though.35 Around here.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:21 pm

35 here too. Going to meet some mates for a few beers in their garden, first time we've all been together since before lockdown. Going to be a hot one.

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:35 pm

I was going to do the same route today, but it was fucking boiling by ten this morning, so I'm going to try my luck at the gym for the first time in ages.

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon May 03, 2021 1:12 am

Just been round the bgym three days in a row for at least a year. Taking it really easy, but even so, three days in a row I can see myself improving, which surprised me considering how tired I've been. Really enjoyed it.

About to undo all that with a load of lager right now though.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Mon May 03, 2021 1:51 am

Fair play.

I’ve been 5 times since they opened up again and would do a few weights in the front room when they were closed so I’ve kept my hand in, also really enjoying it.

I don’t do much cardio because my job covers that, just a 5 minute warm up on a treadmill or bike or whatever then onto the weights. Women keep staring at my tits :toppa:

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon May 03, 2021 2:03 am

Don't do weights at all. Want to cycle to work during thw summer, so I really need to get that going, so I'm all cardio. That's all I've ever done anyway really.

Young girls arse on the treadmill in front of me yesterday.

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri May 07, 2021 5:10 am

Loving the gym right now, smashed my chest and back today. Completely fucked now but in a good way. Dave try some weights ffs

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Re: Gym thread GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri May 07, 2021 5:30 am

Weights are for fags.

Had a half day today, so despite having a hangover, I popped in to see my mum on the way home, done some hoovering when I got in, spent an hour and a half round the gym. Came back, shaved, showered,k cooked a nice dinner, done a fuck load of washing up and then cleaned the bathroom. Quite chuffed with myself considering.

Great being back in the gym though. Really not anywhere near the level I should be, but if I take it easy for a couple of weeks, I should build it up pretty quickly. Want to start cycling into work again in June as well.


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