I'll be holidaying in Kent next month

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:59 pm

You've made the right decision. There is fuck all at Leysdown.

Postby **darkvoid** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:43 pm

In fact, when I cycled there, I took this picture of the place we stayed in on said childhood holiday. Loved it at the time. See if you can fine it on your stay.

Looks a bit like a surveillance picture, are you back stalking again?

Postby **VAN HALEN** » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:11 pm

He never stopped tbf, he just became better at it for a while

Postby **Damie Karras** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:50 am

Fa cup semi the weekend I'm in London...

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:51 am

Have you been to Wembley? Fucking horrible to get out of after a game.

Doubt you'll get a ticket for that though if we go through.

Postby **Damie Karras** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:06 am

Yeah I was at the carling cup v Cardiff
I know someone , an everton supporter with 2 club Wembley tickets. I'm sure I could get them, cost me £250 sterling for the cc final. Not sure I'd pay €£500 for me and the boy but I'll do my best to sort something

Postby **Damie Karras** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:20 am

All booked
Staying in Greenwich
April 15-19th, be visiting relatives in Kent

Hopefully get tickets to the semi, club Wembley is £269 each so that can fuck off

Postby **Lap** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:35 am

Morocco ... Meh
Nice hotel but fuck me everyone outside of it wants to shake you down.
One club in the whole of Marrkech that serves booze, and as for the birds , not even wristy for sale.

Postby **spy** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:49 am

Morocco ... Meh
Nice hotel but fuck me everyone outside of it wants to shake you down.
One club in the whole of Marrkech that serves booze, and as for the birds , not even wristy for sale.

Sounds like you'd have been better off going to Kent..

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 4:15 am

Yeah. I would have wanked him for a fiver.

Postby **Lap** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:55 am

With those chain greased paws?
Pffff..

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:01 am

I'll look you right in the eyes.

Postby **Lap** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:12 am

Sucky fucky watch my face
Handy dandy call me Andy

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:32 am

Postby **VAN HALEN** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:54 pm

Yeah. I would have wanked him for a fiver.

Why have you doubled your price all of a sudden

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:23 pm

I'm getting good at it.

Postby **Lap** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:06 am

He lasts twice as long probably

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:19 am

Come on then. Where have you been this week?

If you drove down the M2, we would have been so very close to each other.

I think I felt you once.

Postby **VAN HALEN** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:21 am

M2

M1 or gtfo

Postby **Van Halen are Fucking Pump** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:24 am

M1 - you like a dick up your bum

M2 - You're really cool

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