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Re: The news thread
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:12 pm
by VAN HALEN
Was that to stop the Germans bombing you mistakenly thinking it was us, or to stop the Americans bombing you by accident like they did with everyone else?
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:45 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I want it to be, but that can't be true.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:11 pm
by Lap
Re: The news thread
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:14 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
There really isn't.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:27 pm
by VAN HALEN
One of the most horrible things I've ever read.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:39 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I didn't bother to read all of it. That sort of thing is too depressing.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:22 am
by Roly
That dude who fucked off in a plane in America.
Thought he was playing gta or something innit.
This made me laugh tbh.
The controllers suggest he needs some help flying the plane, to which he replies:
"Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help; I've played some video games before."
Re: The news thread
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:30 am
by Damie Karras
Doing a loop the loop in a passenger plane
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:11 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Christ. That motorway accident in Italy is a bit grim.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:45 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Aretha Franklin dead.
Am I the only one who's first thought is the Blues Brothers when her name is mentioned?
Re: The news thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:56 pm
by Macho Man Randy Savage
Re: The news thread
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:01 pm
by VAN HALEN
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:20 pm
by Roly
So it's expected to cost in the region of £44m for the pope visit Ireland next week.
Fucking religion.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:21 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
You'd think God would protect him for free.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:23 pm
by Damie Karras
Worth every penny tbs
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:40 pm
by VAN HALEN
God appears to be something of a cunt.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:39 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I have Supa Glu all over my hands
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:20 am
by VAN HALEN
More info required imho
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:33 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
It involves slipper incerts.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:32 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
So you've got this bloke wandering around children's homes in Ireland this weekend.
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=5C317B47