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Re: The news thread

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:12 pm
by VAN HALEN
Was that to stop the Germans bombing you mistakenly thinking it was us, or to stop the Americans bombing you by accident like they did with everyone else? :WTF:

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:45 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I want it to be, but that can't be true.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:11 pm
by Lap

Re: The news thread

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:14 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
There really isn't.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:27 pm
by VAN HALEN
One of the most horrible things I've ever read.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:39 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I didn't bother to read all of it. That sort of thing is too depressing.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:22 am
by Roly
That dude who fucked off in a plane in America.

Thought he was playing gta or something innit.

This made me laugh tbh.
The controllers suggest he needs some help flying the plane, to which he replies:

"Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help; I've played some video games before."

Re: The news thread

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:30 am
by Damie Karras
Doing a loop the loop in a passenger plane :adore:

Re: The news thread

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:11 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Christ. That motorway accident in Italy is a bit grim.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:45 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Aretha Franklin dead.

Am I the only one who's first thought is the Blues Brothers when her name is mentioned?

Re: The news thread

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:56 pm
by Macho Man Randy Savage

Re: The news thread

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:01 pm
by VAN HALEN
:icon_biggrin:

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:20 pm
by Roly
So it's expected to cost in the region of £44m for the pope visit Ireland next week.

Fucking religion.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:21 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
You'd think God would protect him for free.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:23 pm
by Damie Karras
Worth every penny tbs

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:40 pm
by VAN HALEN
God appears to be something of a cunt.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:39 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I have Supa Glu all over my hands :wave:

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:20 am
by VAN HALEN
More info required imho

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:33 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
It involves slipper incerts.

Re: The news thread

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:32 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
So you've got this bloke wandering around children's homes in Ireland this weekend.

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