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Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:41 pm
by Macho Man Randy Savage
And bookies, charity shops, one stalwart of the high street is the sex shop in my hometown.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:54 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Don't mind the bookies. They've been around for years.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:51 pm
by VAN HALEN
Re: The news thread
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:26 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Has he been yet?
Re: The news thread
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:55 pm
by VAN HALEN
I have no idea tbh
Re: The news thread
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:46 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Sounds like Vlad is up to his old tricks again. I was reading on the news earlier, that a couple of people were taken to hospital, and the hospital had to shut down their A and E dept as these people had come into contact with some substance which caused them to fall very ill.
Turns out one of these was an old Russian spy.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:10 am
by VAN HALEN
Re: The news thread
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:31 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Snodland is NOT in Medway you piece of cunt
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:35 pm
by VAN HALEN
Stephen Hawking has died
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:23 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Just woken up to that. Didn't know he was ill.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:25 pm
by Damie Karras
Good
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:35 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Here we go. What didn't you like about him?
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:38 pm
by Damie Karras
Can’t have been much of an existance... not been able to wipe ones own arse
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:43 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Yeah, but at the same time.
He never had to wipe shit off his arse.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:29 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Jim Bowen now.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:01 am
by Lap
Could have swore he went some time ago
Re: The news thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:30 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Bloke at work said Hawkins wasn't a genius as it took him ages to programme his machine.
He was being serious.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:17 am
by Damie Karras
Can the question ever be answered if he was full of shit or not?
Really like... just because his theory of relativity cannot currently be proven or disproven will it ever really be fact or the ramblings of a man in a vegative state?
His ideas are as much genius as they are far fetched, like Jesus in many ways. In 2000 years people will look at Hawkins with the same disdain imho
Re: The news thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:31 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Hmmmmm. Man uses maths to try and solve the mysteries of the universe.
Man says he fed 5000 people fish in breadcrumbs from a single serving.
Re: The news thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am
by Damie Karras
Still maths isn’t it...