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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Tue May 15, 2018 1:38 am

All know kicking off on Gaza because of the Trump twats actions. They are just mowing them down with live fire. Fucking Abbas just a culpable ordering people out to protest knowing that this would happen

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 3:09 am

I just don't know how they can do it.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 15, 2018 3:17 am

Religion. Massive, uncountable cost of misery and death. Zero returns.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 3:20 am

. Zero returns.
This is particularly true when I'm preying to God for a lottery win.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 15, 2018 3:32 am

In other news Lois Lane is dead.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 15, 2018 3:36 am

Margot kidder is it? How sad a life it turned out she led. I saw her in in cmk once. True story.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 15, 2018 3:39 am

Lois Lane and Leia in recent months. This song seems fitting.



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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat May 19, 2018 3:06 am

Well knock me down with a feather.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 22, 2018 3:18 am

Jesus. Th'eyre playing some home footage of kids playing before they were killed in the Manchester bombing last year. Sad as fuck.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 22, 2018 7:35 pm

Marks and Sparks shutting 100 stores in the next few years.

They'll be fuck all in the high street in the near future.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue May 22, 2018 8:46 pm

That's OK our Amazon overlords will be sending us everything we need directly into our eyes/cupboards/mouths soon enough :hmm:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 22, 2018 9:03 pm

I don't think I've bought from them in ages. Got a mate who refuses to.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed May 30, 2018 12:13 am

I'm not sure I've seen it rain as much as it has today. Caused loads of problems. Look what it done to one of the roads.


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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Wed May 30, 2018 1:37 am

It’s glorious here
That road can’t have been laid properly

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Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Wed May 30, 2018 3:10 am

Yeah been amazing here for the past 3 days.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed May 30, 2018 3:41 am

It’s glorious here
That road can’t have been laid properly
Or it may be that it was underwater.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed May 30, 2018 4:41 pm

Well Roseanne Barr has been a bit stupid.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed May 30, 2018 4:53 pm

Yeah. In what world did she think that tweet might be funny? Now she's a pariah and she's cost her co stars their jobs. No doubt what she said will make her a hero to many in Trump's America though :picardfacepalm:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu May 31, 2018 3:55 am

So that Russian that was shot dead last night turned up alive :icon_eek:


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