The news thread

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

He has a pretend one currently but he's as bent as an s hook isn't he tbf. Like Wacko Jacko, buying kids.

[Damie Karras]

Paris would get the D tbf

[VAN HALEN]

Just had the BBC news channel on while they cover some anti austerity march.

It's live TV and someone walked past in the background with a sign saying 'ENOUGH WITH THESE TORY CUNTS' and showed it right to the camera

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

[VAN HALEN]

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

There's been a couple of attacks in France on mosques as well. One drive type, and one group of blokes with guns.

It'll' never end.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I wondered why I kept seeing her photo this morning.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

God bless etc etc

[VAN HALEN]

'Blood of Patriarchs'

Sounds like something from Metal Gear Solid and not in a good way

[VAN HALEN]

England's Andy Murray did gr8 in that match tbh tbf.

[Lap]

I was at it. Spiffing delightful day what.

[VAN HALEN]

Haha. Did you Pimms it up with her maj and D-Beck?

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

This Charlie Gard situation....why do shit papers call him a "tot" nobody uses that word.

[VAN HALEN]

I am only a bit aware of that story tbh, I've been sort of avoiding it and that Bradley Lowery one because I really hate reading about kids suffering. Can't imagine how the scandal rags are covering it, haven't looked at one in years iirc.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Yeah, I the same. Ever since John Venables was released and I read about the Bulger case, and felt rather depressed after, I stopped reading stories like that. I can't change anything, so what's the point?

[VAN HALEN]

Scotland's Andy Murray pwnt hard

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

[Damie Karras]

Thought that said wank

[VAN HALEN]

Gays versus religion, at last

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/m ... 87351.html

Totally on the side of the gays of course