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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:05 am

Yeah. Commander in Chief they call them. They're just a figurehead really.

I was shocked to read they make the kids sing the national anthem before class every day as well.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:11 am

Beats singing Our Father in Irish I guess

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:47 am

Wouldn't surprise me at all if Boris becomes next PM.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:16 am

Drove past this cunt on the way home tonight. There isn't room to get much speed up on that section of the road, so fuck knows how he managed to destroy the barriers and write his motor off.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Roly » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:35 am

Bollocks.Youve taken that pic because of him in the vest behind the car.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:41 am

:poundit:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Roly » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:48 am

Take it he's the big headed cunt who crashed it.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:53 am

Some flash cunt in a Merc. He really much have put his foot down to do that. I can't believe the barrier ended up worse than the car. He was stood by the road being interviewed by the pigs when I went past.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:44 pm

This weeks Click :adore:

We're all going to have jetpacks lads. That flying car :icon_eek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b ... and-beyond

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:01 am

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:19 am

Hippy

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:20 am

Fake news

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:36 pm

The Trumper is at it again, if you're going to talk about how big your IQ apparently is you should probably be able to write a coherent sentence.

Rudy Giuliani is great! Just saw him defend ME on fakenews CNN! He makes absolutely no sense, which is perfect! If I can’t figure out what he’s saying (& I have a big IQ) than my low IQ voters & Mueller wont be able to understand my defence either! Case dropped! #MondayMotivation

I wish Spitting Image still existed, imagine the fun they could have with puppets of him, Farage, May, Boris etc.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:57 pm

He must have been pissed writing that.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:54 pm

He doesn't drink iirc. Which makes it worse. I know he only misspelled one word. But he's talking about his big IQ ffs.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:44 pm

If he doesn’t have Aspergers then it doesn’t exist

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Re: The news thread

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:34 am

So much similar footage about it Seems like it’s ok to do that all of a sudden.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:55 pm

Fucking £1.30 for petrol at the moment :wave:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:02 pm

This is :icon_eek:

Never knew we had these signs dotted about the land during WW2



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