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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:11 pm

Bad maths.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:27 pm

Time will tell

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:45 am

Well your one happened 2000 years ago, so I doubt it.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:15 am

Looks like that other Russian that died was bumped off.

I'm going over there to have a word.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:55 am

Arsenal fan tv will sort it out in a few weeks

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:29 am

Bloody Brexit voters.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:34 am

The sun prints bullshit shocker

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Re: The news thread

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:21 am

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
The decision to award the contract to print Britain’s blue passports to an overseas firm is in effect final, the government has said, as Theresa May faced pressure to intervene over what critics have called a humiliating symbol of the post-Brexit future.

Brexiters reacted with anger to the news that the job will not go to Britain’s De La Rue, but has instead been awarded to Franco–Dutch firm Gemalto. De La Rue’s chief executive has called on ministers to think again.

The Home Office said the decision to pick a preferred bidder in the tender would save taxpayers about £120m over the five years of the contract.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:44 am

It’s gone up from £72.50 to £85 per passport too :icon_lol:
Winning the Brexit :adore:

My mrs changed to an Irish one 6 months ago

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:57 am

Actually, it saves us £120 million, so I don't mind.

Not that I cared anyway.

£85.00 for a passport that lasts ten years ain't too bad.

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Re: The news thread

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:41 am

Actually, it saves us £120 million, so I don't mind.

Not that I cared anyway.

£85.00 for a passport that lasts ten years ain't too bad.
How will you spend your 120m?
Oh yeah there’s £7 off Nike Air Max in SportsDirect

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:43 am

Wait actually,

The passport goes up 12.50 per head so how does it save anyone anything :icon_lol:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:12 pm

Passports ffs :icon_lol:

What next

'Theyre reducing the length of a biro by half a centimetre :icon_eek: '

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:38 pm

Wait actually,

The passport goes up 12.50 per head so how does it save anyone anything :icon_lol:
I wasn't talking about it saving me money you dunce.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:22 pm

RIP Ray Wilkins.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:01 am

Just heard. Always seemed a decent bloke.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:23 am

Probably one of the few on here who remember s him as a player ( for them)
Great player,always cool , calm and respectful both on an off the pitch is how I remember him.
Brethren Void will probably sour the wake tho with his recollections ))

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:02 am

Nasty game of poker getting played out before our eyes.
Look at what humanity have elected as the 2 most powerful men on this planet .
We must be the laighing stock of the universe
This could get shitty by the way


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