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Re: The news thread

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:41 pm

And bookies, charity shops, one stalwart of the high street is the sex shop in my hometown.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:54 pm

Don't mind the bookies. They've been around for years.

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Postby L8rb@se » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:51 pm



Someone in the 365 thread about this just referred to him as Jobby Sands :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:26 pm

Has he been yet?

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Postby L8rb@se » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:55 pm

I have no idea tbh

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:46 am

Sounds like Vlad is up to his old tricks again. I was reading on the news earlier, that a couple of people were taken to hospital, and the hospital had to shut down their A and E dept as these people had come into contact with some substance which caused them to fall very ill.

Turns out one of these was an old Russian spy.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:31 pm

Snodland is NOT in Medway you piece of cunt :icon_mad:

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Re: The news thread

Postby L8rb@se » Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:35 pm

Stephen Hawking has died :icon_sad:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:23 pm

Just woken up to that. Didn't know he was ill.

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Postby Damie Karras » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:25 pm

Good :icon_thumbsup:

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:35 pm

Here we go. What didn't you like about him?

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:38 pm

Can’t have been much of an existance... not been able to wipe ones own arse

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:43 pm

Yeah, but at the same time.

He never had to wipe shit off his arse.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:29 pm

Jim Bowen now.

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Postby Lap » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:01 am

Could have swore he went some time ago

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:30 am

Bloke at work said Hawkins wasn't a genius as it took him ages to programme his machine.

He was being serious.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:17 am

Can the question ever be answered if he was full of shit or not?
Really like... just because his theory of relativity cannot currently be proven or disproven will it ever really be fact or the ramblings of a man in a vegative state?

His ideas are as much genius as they are far fetched, like Jesus in many ways. In 2000 years people will look at Hawkins with the same disdain imho

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Re: The news thread

Postby Oh Dear » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:31 am

Hmmmmm. Man uses maths to try and solve the mysteries of the universe.

Man says he fed 5000 people fish in breadcrumbs from a single serving.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am

Still maths isn’t it...


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