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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu May 06, 2021 4:10 am

The old Eighties superman model Nick Kamen dead.

Had the world at his feet at one point.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu May 06, 2021 4:37 am

Call me cynical but I have a feeling this may not solve the issue.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/56936797
Apparently it hasn’t solved the issue.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu May 06, 2021 4:37 am

The old Eighties superman model Nick Kamen dead.

Had the world at his feet at one point.
I remember him actually.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu May 06, 2021 4:43 am

The old Eighties superman model Nick Kamen dead.

Had the world at his feet at one point.
I remember him actually.
Yeah, he was massive for a short time. He must have got loads of poon.

Maybe we should give up social media for 24 hours. That'll stop racisim. Mainly cos you won't be posting.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu May 06, 2021 5:39 am

Honky cracker bastard.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Thu May 06, 2021 8:05 am

The old Eighties superman model Nick Kamen dead.

Had the world at his feet at one point.
Christopher Reeve has been dead years

Was there another 80s Superman? I've never heard of this lad

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu May 06, 2021 5:16 pm

More of a super model. He was in the most famous advert of the eighties over here.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri May 07, 2021 5:34 am

Got a letter through the door from the police saying they want to prosecute me for going through a red light.

Just give me a fine you fucking pigs.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri May 07, 2021 5:37 am

Did you know you’d gone through a red light?

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri May 07, 2021 5:53 am

Yeah.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Fri May 14, 2021 4:57 pm

This Middle East stuff is getting serious. I can see Iran nuking Israel if this invasion goes ahead then it really is a free for all

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri May 14, 2021 9:09 pm

I don't think it'll go that far. Let's hope not anyway.

There's no solution for it though is there? This will drag on until the end of civilization.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Fri May 14, 2021 9:49 pm

I don't think it'll go that far. Let's hope not anyway.

There's no solution for it though is there? This will drag on until the end of civilization.
It’s an unpopular thing to say but your right , there is no solution

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri May 14, 2021 9:57 pm

*Whistles the tune to Imagine by John Lennon*

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri May 14, 2021 11:14 pm

This footage is mad. Imagine having to live under that.


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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sat May 15, 2021 12:43 am

It’s so weird to see. As in, I watch the news on my tv or iPad or whatever and it’s just another thing going on in the world, scroll scroll, what’s next.

But like you say, imagine actually living under that. Relatives and friends dying or injured daily. Doesn’t matter what side you’re on or what sky boogeyman you pray to. Horrible.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm

‘Joe Biden has spoken to Israeli and Palestinian leaders’

That’s that sorted then :icon_uhoh:

Doddery old twat probably thought he was ordering pizza

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue May 25, 2021 12:44 am

Some woman got shot in the head in London last night. I’d never heard of her but have now seen some footage of her. She seems to be one of those militant black power types that advocates violence under the guise of wanting equality. I’ve not looked into it thoroughly but the first couple of vids I saw of her speaking were pretty telling.

She’s still alive, no news on her condition but I’d imagine if she lives she won’t be a well woman.

This one is going to kick things off I think.

She wants the police defunded because she thinks they are the KKK. I guess she’s lucky she hasn’t got her way as who would investigate this violent crime against her.

People eh.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue May 25, 2021 12:45 am

First I've heard of it.

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