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The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:20 am

A thread for all minor news stories you might want to talk about.

Like how the fuck did that bloke get off scott free in the Dewani case?


https://uk.news.yahoo.com/why-dewani-ca ... ml#ZmCiyh8

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RE: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:55 am

The mother of seven of the eight children found dead in a Cairns home on Friday has been arrested for murder.
Fucks sake

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RE: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:57 am

Yeah we kinda knew it was her

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RE: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:23 am

Cor. At least six people dead as a bin lorry crashes into shoppers in Glasgow high street.

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:25 am

2 kids, one in a buggy says an eyewitness on sky

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:26 am

Grim. That a lot of peoples holidays ruined.

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RE: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:30 am

What's a bin truck doing in the city centre at lunch time?

Not that it matters what kind of vehicle it was, but a bin truck isn't stopping for anyone. A car maybe would've been stopped by a lamp post

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RE: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:55 am

Apparently a similar thing happened in Nantes, France today too. Terrible coincidence? Or is it the muzzers? :icon_uhoh:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:50 am

Apparently a similar thing happened in Nantes, France today too. Terrible coincidence? Or is it the muzzers? :icon_uhoh:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'll start crashing them into aircraft carriers soon.

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RE: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:24 am

Drunk? :icon_uhoh:

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RE: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:33 am

No

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:03 am

Yes

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Postby Lap » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:52 am

Trashed apparently
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RE: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:57 am

And apparently Clarke Carlisle has tried to top himself by throwing himself in front of a lorry :67s6qro:

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RE: The news thread

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:13 pm

Terrible sad story that

Sky saying the injuries aren't life threatening which is good

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RE: The news thread

Postby Lap » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:18 pm

When I first read that story this morning I mistook it for clarkson , and went through the whole piece feeling sorry for the wrong man. Tramadol.....
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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:06 pm

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RE: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:31 pm

Another Air Asia plane has gone missing :icon_uhoh:

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RE: The news thread

Postby darkvoid » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:27 am

Another Air Asia plane has gone missing :icon_uhoh:
And dont think they've found any wreckage yet either
Brendan, the end is nigh :icon_thumbsup:

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RE: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:07 pm

Looks like they have now.


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